Misc Musicals – Amélie The Musical - A Better Haircut (Guitar)
Key
-
Auto-scroll
Speed:
1.0x
Chords
[Verse 1]
Bm
Bm I was working in the circus Gmaj7 With my boyfriend D I was flipping from a high trapeze Asus4 A I'd fly off and he'd always catch me Bm Gmaj7 Everything was going perfect in the circus D Until the day he dropped me A And then dropped me for the tattooed lady
[Chorus]
D She broke her leg in seven places! C I did C Watch the tattooed lady take her place! G And lost my job, lost my way! A 'Til at last I bought this cafe! D And it seems that every single guy that I know D7 Has another lady on the side show! G You know our girl's a fragile egg A Don't you break her heart! A Or break her legs! B Don't you
[Verse 2]
Bm I met a plumber on the Metro G With a tool belt D He was kinda bald but good in bed A And fixed my leaky radiator Bm So we go out on a first date G Then it's too late G When you try to leave D A The jealously and crazy stalking all come later
[Chorus]
D Don't you treat her like a tape recorder C She's not a waitress who will take your order G Bring your food G Fill your refills A Except when working at the Windmills D It seems that every single guy that strolls by D7 Doesn't stop till he controls my G Every thought, every move G Are just the same A Can you prove Bm That you
[Bridge]
Bm You Bbaug G Are a lover for the ages Asus4 A Bm Can you prove that you C G Are not highly contagious A Oh yes
[Chorus]
D Love is just another diagnosis D7 Like bacterial vaginosis G Once you're in, you're committed A To everything that you've admitted D If you're going to be the guy to date her D7 Give her space and don't suffocate her G You might make 'em stop and stare A But you could use a better haircut D Love is just another diagnosis C Like chicken pox, swine flu, streptococcus G Walking pneumonia, mumps, herpes, hepatitis A Syphilis, tetanus, human papillomavirus D But the mother of all diseases D7 C That brings the mightiest to their knees is G Love, love, love A oh yeah
[Verse 3]
D There's no promises that I can give you D7 There's no guarantee we will live to 80 G Without breaking up or Asus4 A making each other miserable D But you know I think she understands me D7 I don't know why she would I understand G She may not even feel the same Asus4 I love her A And I don't know her name
D C Bm D A
[Outro]
D All the while, while love infects us D7 The side effect is that love connects us G All through now G There you go Asus4 A Woah! Bm Yeah!