Misc Musicals – 36 Questions - For The Record (Ukulele)

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JASE]

C
For the record, this is self-destructive

C
For the record, I'm aware of that

G
For the record, I've been picturing her body

F
Draped over the sofa wearing nothing but her hat

C
For the record

(Jase sighs) (spoken) I'm screwed (sung)

C
For the record, this can still go my way

C
For the record, I can keep my pride

G
All I have to do is keep us focused on the questions

F                              N.C
Each one of her responses will remind me how she lied

C
That's the answer

C
That's what I'll do

C                    C
I'll use the 36, 36, 36, 36 questions

C
As a lifeline

G                       F
And of course I'll have sympathy

        C                     G
For the pathological liar who did this to me

F
And yes, I admit

Dm
I wish I could touch her

G                                     F
But the questions will make one thing clear

C.              G       F              C
There's nothing left of my old life to spare

C             G      F
No matter how much I may…

C
[JUDITH, spoken]

Ta-da! [JASE, spoken] What's up? [JUDITH, spoken] What do you think? [JASE, spoken] About what? [JUDITH, spoken] My jersey. Go SeaWolves! [JASE, spoken] Yeah… huh… go SeaWolves. Anyway (Silverware clinking) I was just, huh… setting the table here [JUDITH, spoken] Oh [JASE, spoken] I don't know why I did that. That's… weird [JUDITH, spoken] It makes perfect sense to me. It's kinda like a weird first date. Which is really why we ought to have more booze [JASE, spoken] I have whiskey. But, hmm… did you… did you want wine? [JUDITH, spoken] Do you have wine? [JASE, spoken] Yeah. The glass shattered on the chiller last night but I think the reds are okay. I'll just… hmm… yeah, I'll get 'em. I'll be right back. Stay with Judith, Henry (Henry, the duck, quacks) [JUDITH, spoken] Hey, Henry. I can't imagine all the horrible stuff you've heard about me. Well, it's all true. But you don't seem like the kind of duck who holds a grudge (She pops open a bottle) You're not a whiskey drinker, are you? No… you keep your wits about you. I like that (sung)

C
For the record, I did not expect this

C
I really thought that it would be a harder sell

G
I came up with this plan at 4 a.m. on Interstate 10

F
How was I to know that it would work so well?

C
For the record

C
I haven't thought a lot about the way I'll answer

C
I guess I'm still afraid that I might lie

G
If only I could make him see, if I was given the choice

F
Of telling him the truth or sticking knives into my eyes

             C
I'd pick the knives

C
But I'll survive

C                     C
I'll treat the 36, 36, 36, 36 questions

C
As a passtime

C       C
36, 36, 36, 36 questions

C
Just like last time

G              F
And maybe it's wrong to say

C       G.           F           C
But his defense and distance will not sway

G        F                  C
Me from believing this is possible

G                   F
If he didn't love me anymore

C.           G           F           C
Then why the hell did he open the front door?

G. F I think it's a sign that he– [JASE, spoken] Hey [JUDITH, spoken] What's up?! [JASE, spoken] Huh… there's a good chance that this wine is terrible [JUDITH, spoken] Huh… I– I'd settle for drinkable [JASE, spoken] I make no promises. Oh, you lit candles [JUDITH, spoken] Yeah, I thought it would help set the mood [JASE, spoken] What's "the mood"? [JUDITH, spoken] Hmm… hopeful? (sung) G. F Just like our first date

C
When we sat on your carpet

C
Drank two bottles of wine

[JASE] G. F This is different

C
Two years have gone by

C
My whole life was a lie

[BOTH]

            G    F         C
But there's something that feels so familiar

C
We've been here before

[JASE]

G            F
Staring at each other

[JUDITH]

G               F
Suddenly caring for each other

[BOTH]

C
Moving on to

C
Question 2

[JASE, spoken] "Would you like to be famous? In what way?" [JUDITH]

             C       C
We're asking 36, 36, 36, 36 questions

C
To each other

[JASE]

C
Tonight's 36 reasons why you and I cannot be

Healthy for each other [BOTH]

              C       C
We're asking 36, 36, 36, 36 questions

Tonight

C       C
36, 36, 36, 36 questions

For the second time

C       C
36, 36, 36, 36 questions

For the last time

C       C
36, 36, 36, 36 questions

For the last time

C       C
36, 36, 36, 36 questions

For the last time

C       C
36, 36, 36, 36 questions

For the last time

C       C
36, 36, 36, 36

This will be the last thing