Misc Musicals – 35Mm A Musical Exhibition - Caralee (Guitar)

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[Intro]
e|---------0-2---||---------0-2---|
B|0--4-2-4-------||0--4-2-4-------|
G|---------------||---------------|
D|---------------||---------------|
A|---------------||---------------|
E|---------------||---------------|

[Verse 1]

B
Caralee is a terror

N.C. (sigh)

B
But Caralee

N.C. (Spoken) Caralee, don't suck on that.

B
Pays the bills

N.C. (Spoken) Drop it. Drop it. Drop it.

G#m                        E
Life as her manny beats a life on my fanny

        G#m
Still, Caralee

N.C. She kills N.C. (Spoken) Spit. Spit. Spit. Thank you. [Verse 2]

B
Caralee has toy scissors

B
With which Caralee makes small cuts

G#m
Now, you don't try to take them

        E
Try to borrow or break them

     B
And Caralee

N.C. (Spoken) Oh, goddamn it.

G#m
Stabs your nuts

N.C. (Spoken) Gently, but repeatedly. [Refrain]

B G#m  E
Caralee, Caralee, Caralee

B
Threw up and pooed

N.C.
On my MacBook!
B
Woah-oh-oh-oh

[Verse 3]

 B
Caralee knows the F-word

B
In fact, Caralee wrote a song

      G#m                   E
It's actually hilarious in inappropriate areas

      B
Like Caralee's

N.C. Father's charity banquet would be wrong N.C. (Spoken) And now we know! [Refrain]

 B  G#m   E
Caralee, Caralee, Caralee

 B
I think she

N.C.
Might be Satan
B
Woah-oh-oh-oh

B G#m    E
Caralee, Caralee, Caralee

B
I swear to God

N.C. She is Satan! [Verse 4]

B
Caralee likes spaghetti

B
And Caralee only likes spaghetti

G#m          E
Spaghetti to eat with and spaghetti to throw with

        B
To get mushed between feet with

           G#m       E
To shout "homo" and "no" with

B   G#m
Oh, Caralee

E
Caralee

[Bridge]

    C
Is yours for thirty minutes!

C
Here's fifty dollars, I'll be right back

         C#
Mister, Caralee's persuasive

C#
She can help you sell your crack

C#
Or if you simply need to barter, she's a very easy sale

C#
But please don't throw her in the trash or try to send her in the mail

C#              D#
Because she'll just come back to haunt you with her scissors and her smile

D#
And it's been awfully nice to meet you

D#
Thanks and so long for a while

[Outro]

N.C.      G
Ha ha ha! Now I'm free, now I'm free

    C
Of Caralee!