Misc Musicals – 13 The Musical - The Lamest Place In The World (Guitar)

B                E
Down the road, there's a Dairy Queen

B                        B7
Up the block, there's a Walmart

            Abm               F#         B E B
There's a place you can accesorize your pets

Abm                   F#7
A school, a tree, a couple of churches

          E             B/E
And no matter how hard anbybody searches

                                   E               F#
That's about as thrilling as this dumb-ass village gets

          B                  A
It's the lamest place in the world

                               B   Abm
But it just got a little bit better

     E         F#
So don't disappear

          B                   A
It's the lamest place in the world

A
But I'm pretty sure

E                           B
It's not as lame as it was before

                 B
Now that you're here

B                E
Forty miles to the nearest river

B
Sixty miles Eto the airport

        Abm                                 F#               B
When we plan our escape, that's where we're going to have to be

       Abm                          F#7
It's a shame, it's a sham, it's a terrible pity

           E
You got dragged away from New York City

       C#m                       E                F#
It's major suck for you but it's amazing luck for me

          B                  A
It's the lamest place in the world

                               B   Abm
But it just got a little bit better

     E         F#
I'm happy to say

          B                   A
It's the lamest place in the world

        Abm        Ebm
Your completely exotic

E            B/Eb
Intellectual neurotic

           C#m         Ebm
You would never have a shot except

        E                 A
You've found the perfect guide

    Abm                   Ebm
And though I don't really know you

       E             B/Eb
I can hardly wait to show you

      C#m
Every fake and freak

C#m
Every fool and clown

C#m
Since the Chippewa settled this stupid town

E
Let and laugh

E
They won't keep me down

     F#
With you by my side

                             E
And it just got a little bit better

E            F#
Amazing but true

          B                  A
Yes, the lamest place in the world

A
Has lots of flaws

    E              B
But maybe it'll be fine because

   C#m     F#    E   B E B
It brought me to you