Misc Musicals – 13 The Musical - All Hail The Brainterminal Illness (Guitar)

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*All Hail The Brain* [Intro] N.C Brain's gonna do it! N.C Brain's gonna do it! N.C Friday night, the Brain's gonna do it! N.C Friday night, we go to the mall N.C And Brain's gonna get us into the movie! N.C Gonna go see The Bloodmaster! N.C Friday night, The Bloodmaster! N.C Friday night, Friday night! N.C Brain's gonna do it! N.C Brain's gonna do it! [Verse 1]
         Bm/E
I have a plan

         F#7/E
I have a plan

Am/E                        E
Possibly, I think I have a plan

      D/E
It'll take a lot of work

      D+/E
It'll take a lot of luck

            Em7  D/F#  E7+/G#
But when it all comes through

         G/A A7 G/A A7
They'll say:
[Chorus]
  D              Em7/D
"All Hail the Brain!

D              C/D              C
  He does what no mere mortal can!

           G
He's the man!

      D        F E Eb
Evan Goldman!

 D               Eb7
All Hail the Brain!

D             C/D                C
  He did what no one else could do

             G
Saw us through

            G/A A
Saved the day!"

    G/A
And all I have to do is
[Bridge]
D      D/F#     D/G     D/G#
  Wait 'til Mom goes to sleep

D/A    D          D/F#
Then sneak the license

          D/G          D/G#
From the wallet in her purse

D/A      D     D/F# D/G  D/G#
Make a color Xerox, laminate it

D/A   D       D/F#
Then put the license

D/G     D/G#       D/A     D
Back in the wallet in her purse

     D/F#      D/G      D/G#
Then find the dress she wore

D/A     D               D/F#
In the picture on the license that

   D/G      D/G#     D/A
I copied and I laminated

D
Wear the dress

Em7/D
Get a wig

Fdim/D
Show the license

D
Buy the tickets...

Em7  D/F# E7/G# C/Bb
What could go wrong?
[Transition] N.C Brett's gonna do it! N.C Brett's gonna do it! N.C Friday night, Brett's gonna do it! N.C Friday night at The Bloodmaster N.C Brett's gonna do N.C The Tongue with Kendra! N.C Friday night at the movie at the mall! N.C And Brain's gonna get us in! [Verse 2]
         Bm/E
I have a plan!

         F#7/E
A better plan

Am/E                         E
Actually, an almost-perfect plan

           D/E
It sounds absolutely nuts

      D+/E
It'll take a lot of guts

            Em7  D/F#  E7+/G#
But when it all comes through

         G/A A7 G/A A7
They'll say:
[Chorus]
  D              Em7/D
"All Hail the Brain!

D               C/D              C
  Give that Bar Mitzvah Boy a hand!

           G
Ain't he grand?

          D
Ain't he great!"
[Bridge]
    G/A
And all I have to do is

D       D/F#        D/G   D/G#   D/A
Go that day to the movie theater

D      D/F#        D/G     D/G#
Break into the projection room

D/A        D        D/F#         D/G  D/G#  D/A
Steal the reels of film for The Bloodmaster

D                 D/F#
Take 'em down the hall

                D/G   D/G#  D/A
Where they're showing Bambi

D
Switch the reels

Em7/D
Leave the theater

Fdim/D                    D
Tell the guys we're gonna go see Bambi!

Em7  D/F# E7/G# C/Bb
What could go wrong?
[Spoken] N.C Hey, Brain N.C Did you set up my date for Friday? N.C Date? N.C With Kendra! N.C Date? N.C Date! N.C Archie, I have major news! [Verse 3]
         Bm/E
I have a plan

         F#7/E
I have a plan

            Am/E                         E
So you and Kendra can go out on Friday night
N.C Ooh!
            D/E
I need your help, though, so stay calm

           D+/E
You need to go talk to my mom

          Em7  D/F#  E7+/G#
And it'll all come true

   Eb7 Fm7 F#dim Eb7/G
Because
*Terminal Illness* [Verse 1]
Ab                  Ab                  F7      Gm7 Abdim F7/A
No one says no to a boy with a terminal illness

Bbm
Take it from me

        Eb7                     Cm7 B7 Bbm7 A7b5
It's a sure guarantee of success

Ab
Listen, I'm not making fun

Ab               F7      Gm7 Abdim F7/A
Of your terminal illness

    Bbm
But you hold the secret to

Eb7                       Ab Bbm Bdim Ab/C
Getting my mom to say yes
[Refrain]
   Cm7b5               F7b9
So talk to my mom, and get

                 Bbm      Bbmaj7       Bbm7 Bbm6 Bbm7
Her to buy the tickets we need to obtain

G7sus                 C7
Brett gets his movie, I get the credit

    Fm                    Bb7           Db/Eb
And you get your date, so who could complain?

                                     Eb7
Except for you because you're dying, but
[Verse 2]
Ab                                      F7     Gm Fdim/Ab F7/A
No one says no to a boy with a terminal illness

Bbm
Who could refuse when you

Bbm/Eb                     Cm7     F7 E7 F7 E7 F7
Shuffle your shoes and say please?

Bbm
Use all the tricks that

         Eb7
You learned in your cradle

    Cm7                       F7
You don't need to lay it on thick with a ladle

        Bbm7
'Cause no one says no

     Db/Eb       Eb7      Ab
To a boy with a fatal disease!
[Spoken] N.C I can do this! N.C I know you can! [Interlude]
Ab
La, la, la, la

                                F7
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
N.C Mrs. Goldman, I hate to bother you N.C But I was strolling through the neighborhood'
Bbm
La, la, la, la

        Eb7                          Cm7
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

B7
Which wouldn't be so bad

Bbm7
If it weren't my birthday on Friday

A7b5
But the insurance doesn't cover...

Ab
La, la, la, la

                                F7
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
N.C I could always pay you for the tickets if N.C I don't get my medicine next month'
Bbm
La, la, la, la

        Eb7                         Ab
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
N.C And you know N.C I've always felt this kinship N.C With the Jewish people [Refrain]
Cm7b5
And out of the blue

   F7b9
A thought comes to you

     Bbm       Bbmaj7          Bbm7 Bbm6
Like sun coming out from the rain

Bbm7 G7sus
And after the stress

     C7
My mother says--
N.C Yes!
      Fm
We're all set for Friday

   Bb7          Db/Eb
So who could complain
N.C Except for you because you're N.C Jewish and you always complain N.C It's true! [Verse 3]
    Ab
But no one says no to a

                     F7  Gm7 Abdim F7/A
Boy with a terminal illness

Bbm                  Bbm/Eb     Eb7       Cm7 F7
Ask for a day at the mall or a trip to Belize

Bbm
Nothing's too hard and

   Eb7sus      Eb7
No quest unendurable

Cm7
Long as your sure

            F7sus     F7
You're completely incurable

       Bbm
'Cause no one says no

         Eb7             Ab6  G7 Am7 A#dim G7/B
To a boy with a fatal disease
*All Hail The Brain*
C                Dm7/C
All hail the brain

                 C
All hail the brain!

         Bb/C                   Bb
I never thought he'd take the bait

          F          C
This is great, Evan Goldman

        Eb D Db
Evan Goldman!

C             Db7
All hail the brain!

C            Bb/C               Bb
  I did what no one else could do

         F             F/G
Tell me who could complain?

               F7
All hail the brain

               C
All hail the brain!

               F7
All hail the brain!

               C
All hail the brain

               Eb6 D7 Dbmaj7 C Bb2 A7(#9) Ab7 C
All hail the brain!