Misc Musicals – 13 The Musical - All Hail The Brainterminal Illness (Guitar)
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*All Hail The Brain*
[Intro]
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Brain's gonna do it!
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Brain's gonna do it!
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Friday night, the Brain's gonna do it!
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Friday night, we go to the mall
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And Brain's gonna get us into the movie!
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Gonna go see The Bloodmaster!
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Friday night, The Bloodmaster!
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Friday night, Friday night!
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Brain's gonna do it!
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Brain's gonna do it!
[Verse 1]
Bm/E I have a plan F#7/E I have a plan Am/E E Possibly, I think I have a plan D/E It'll take a lot of work D+/E It'll take a lot of luck Em7 D/F# E7+/G# But when it all comes through G/A A7 G/A A7 They'll say:
[Chorus]
D Em7/D "All Hail the Brain! D C/D C He does what no mere mortal can! G He's the man! D F E Eb Evan Goldman! D Eb7 All Hail the Brain! D C/D C He did what no one else could do G Saw us through G/A A Saved the day!" G/A And all I have to do is
[Bridge]
D D/F# D/G D/G# Wait 'til Mom goes to sleep D/A D D/F# Then sneak the license D/G D/G# From the wallet in her purse D/A D D/F# D/G D/G# Make a color Xerox, laminate it D/A D D/F# Then put the license D/G D/G# D/A D Back in the wallet in her purse D/F# D/G D/G# Then find the dress she wore D/A D D/F# In the picture on the license that D/G D/G# D/A I copied and I laminated D Wear the dress Em7/D Get a wig Fdim/D Show the license D Buy the tickets... Em7 D/F# E7/G# C/Bb What could go wrong?
[Transition]
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Brett's gonna do it!
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Brett's gonna do it!
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Friday night, Brett's gonna do it!
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Friday night at The Bloodmaster
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Brett's gonna do
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The Tongue with Kendra!
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Friday night at the movie at the mall!
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And Brain's gonna get us in!
[Verse 2]
Bm/E I have a plan! F#7/E A better plan Am/E E Actually, an almost-perfect plan D/E It sounds absolutely nuts D+/E It'll take a lot of guts Em7 D/F# E7+/G# But when it all comes through G/A A7 G/A A7 They'll say:
[Chorus]
D Em7/D "All Hail the Brain! D C/D C Give that Bar Mitzvah Boy a hand! G Ain't he grand? D Ain't he great!"
[Bridge]
G/A And all I have to do is D D/F# D/G D/G# D/A Go that day to the movie theater D D/F# D/G D/G# Break into the projection room D/A D D/F# D/G D/G# D/A Steal the reels of film for The Bloodmaster D D/F# Take 'em down the hall D/G D/G# D/A Where they're showing Bambi D Switch the reels Em7/D Leave the theater Fdim/D D Tell the guys we're gonna go see Bambi! Em7 D/F# E7/G# C/Bb What could go wrong?
[Spoken]
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Hey, Brain
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Did you set up my date for Friday?
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Date?
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With Kendra!
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Date?
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Date!
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Archie, I have major news!
[Verse 3]
Bm/E I have a plan F#7/E I have a plan Am/E E So you and Kendra can go out on Friday night
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Ooh!
D/E I need your help, though, so stay calm D+/E You need to go talk to my mom Em7 D/F# E7+/G# And it'll all come true Eb7 Fm7 F#dim Eb7/G Because
*Terminal Illness*
[Verse 1]
Ab Ab F7 Gm7 Abdim F7/A No one says no to a boy with a terminal illness Bbm Take it from me Eb7 Cm7 B7 Bbm7 A7b5 It's a sure guarantee of success Ab Listen, I'm not making fun Ab F7 Gm7 Abdim F7/A Of your terminal illness Bbm But you hold the secret to Eb7 Ab Bbm Bdim Ab/C Getting my mom to say yes
[Refrain]
Cm7b5 F7b9 So talk to my mom, and get Bbm Bbmaj7 Bbm7 Bbm6 Bbm7 Her to buy the tickets we need to obtain G7sus C7 Brett gets his movie, I get the credit Fm Bb7 Db/Eb And you get your date, so who could complain? Eb7 Except for you because you're dying, but
[Verse 2]
Ab F7 Gm Fdim/Ab F7/A No one says no to a boy with a terminal illness Bbm Who could refuse when you Bbm/Eb Cm7 F7 E7 F7 E7 F7 Shuffle your shoes and say please? Bbm Use all the tricks that Eb7 You learned in your cradle Cm7 F7 You don't need to lay it on thick with a ladle Bbm7 'Cause no one says no Db/Eb Eb7 Ab To a boy with a fatal disease!
[Spoken]
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I can do this!
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I know you can!
[Interlude]
Ab La, la, la, la F7 La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
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Mrs. Goldman, I hate to bother you
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But I was strolling through the neighborhood'
Bbm La, la, la, la Eb7 Cm7 La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la B7 Which wouldn't be so bad Bbm7 If it weren't my birthday on Friday A7b5 But the insurance doesn't cover... Ab La, la, la, la F7 La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
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I could always pay you for the tickets if
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I don't get my medicine next month'
Bbm La, la, la, la Eb7 Ab La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
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And you know
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I've always felt this kinship
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With the Jewish people
[Refrain]
Cm7b5 And out of the blue F7b9 A thought comes to you Bbm Bbmaj7 Bbm7 Bbm6 Like sun coming out from the rain Bbm7 G7sus And after the stress C7 My mother says--
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Yes!
Fm We're all set for Friday Bb7 Db/Eb So who could complain
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Except for you because you're
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Jewish and you always complain
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It's true!
[Verse 3]
Ab But no one says no to a F7 Gm7 Abdim F7/A Boy with a terminal illness Bbm Bbm/Eb Eb7 Cm7 F7 Ask for a day at the mall or a trip to Belize Bbm Nothing's too hard and Eb7sus Eb7 No quest unendurable Cm7 Long as your sure F7sus F7 You're completely incurable Bbm 'Cause no one says no Eb7 Ab6 G7 Am7 A#dim G7/B To a boy with a fatal disease
*All Hail The Brain*
C Dm7/C All hail the brain C All hail the brain! Bb/C Bb I never thought he'd take the bait F C This is great, Evan Goldman Eb D Db Evan Goldman! C Db7 All hail the brain! C Bb/C Bb I did what no one else could do F F/G Tell me who could complain? F7 All hail the brain C All hail the brain! F7 All hail the brain! C All hail the brain Eb6 D7 Dbmaj7 C Bb2 A7(#9) Ab7 C All hail the brain!