Misc Mashups – Beetlejuice The Musical Mashup (Guitar)
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A G#m Your invisible when your sad clocks tick and phones still ring A E The world carries on like mad and nobody sees a thing A Is it being greedy to need somebody to see me Bsus4 B And say my name? F# D Hey folks, begging your pardon, ‘scuse me sorry to barge in B A G#m Lets skip the tears and start on the whole Y’know being dead thing G#m C# D I can show you what comes next so don't be freaked stay in your seat C# Welcome to a show about death. D Look at these jugs! A7 Amazingly glazed and terracotta-ery G I took some clay and made you pottery C The world will never wreck you Bm I'll protect you in a mother's embrace
Folks say, Barbara
F#m
Why can't you see that ceramics issimply a manifestation of motherly panic
Em
By making a baby that's breakableAren't you creating a way of translating the
G terror of making maternal mistakes into clay A Bm Hiding away so you don't have to face being a bad mom
Barbara
D That's what you've done, Barbara E Just make a start
Are you willing to take the next step
Ready, set...
Gm
Hi! I’ll be your guide I’ll be your G-U-I-D-E to others sideDont go to the netherworld Did I say netherworld, nevermind
G Gm Im the B to the double E J to Q and jesus, I cant spell Fm But the good news is you and your spouse Fm Died in your own house Eb That gives you clout Cm That means the two of you should stick around Cm Lucky for you I dropped by Cm Yeah, you seem like nice guys N.C. Cm A little on the Pottery Barn and dry white wine side Ab As for me, I’ve been scaring for millennia Gm I’m the bio-exorcist Gm Giving houses enemas Cm Flush out all the breathers Cm You can breathe easier Cm Just stick with me Cm I’m like a ghost-zombie Jesus A C#m F#m D Hey Mom, Dead Mom I need a little help here A E G D I’m prolly talking to myself here but dead mom I gotta ask F#m D F#m D A E D Are you really in the ground cause I feel you all around me are you here dead mom dead mom E5 Emaj7 E7 E6 E5 OK listen up i not gonna lie right now you couldn’t frighten a fly Emaj7 E7 E6 E5 Or scare a seagull off of a fry you ever stop to ask yourself why? Emaj7 E7 E6 E5 Emaj7 E7 Both of you are super polite middle class suburban an white well all of that is finished tonight E6 except for the white part obviously G A If we wanna win back our home i gotta get right outside my comfort zone C We’ll rattle chains and idk just wail and moan until they go Am7 Are you willing to take the next step? G Ready set G Ready Set G Ready set lets
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Gee I hate to break it to ya
(sung)
F Am B C The universe is just the contents of time, matter and space F Am Bb C Ninety-one billion light-years across and the Earth's a small place Gm7 Where good people die-
(spoken)
Yeah
(sung)
C7 In famine and wars F Am The Pacific Islands are sinking Bb C But negative thinking is hardly the cause Gm C You think life is all unicorns and rainbows 'cause you're bored D C Bb And positivity is a luxury that few can afford Gm We're gonna die
Yes, you and I
Bb C In meaninglessness and alone~ Eb You're so smart
A stand up bro
Ab
I'll think about your offerLet you know
Cm
But I prefer my chances down belowOh, Betelgeuse
[LYDIA]
N.C.
Betelgeuse
Eb Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark Ab I've been swimming with piranhas
I don't need a shark
Cm
Yes, life sucksBut not that much
Ok, Betelgeuse
Betelgeuse
Eb Be a doll and spare D A Day-O me say day o
Work all night on a drink a' rum
A Daylight come and me wan' go home D Stack banana till the mornin' come A D Daylight come and me wan' go home C When you're a Girl Scout Gm7 Everything's gonna work out F Fmaj7 Even if you're born with congenital heart disease Dm Em F G And you could be killed by a random sneeze C You're a Girl Scout Gm7 Everything's gonna work out Eb Bb A Just gonna ring the bell of this creepy looking house A F Bb Do you hear that sound? That beautiful sound that is the F A F Sound of clean white shorts turning brown C A Dm Torture and pain breaking a brain G C A sound that says i will never sleep well again F Bb C The sound of scream is music to me a sound that says fifteen Bb Years full time therapy trauma and fear A Dm Bbm It sings in my ear ain't it the sweetest noise around C That beautiful sound C5 Look at this stuff C5 D5 D5 F5 God, it's depressing C5 A shrine to the feelings C5 D5 D5 F5 We've been repressing G5 Unfinished projects G5 Ab5 Meaningless objects Ab5 G5 D5 Plans I abandoned or flunk F F5 It's the stuff of our lives F F5 G5 And all of it's junk Bm The Barbara you married G Bm She's dead and buried D Six feet below G Bm And now Barbara on the doormat G Bm She's coming back in a new format G5/C Time to let go A5 Say hello A D5 To Barbara 2.! B7 Em I was hot G I went to parties a lot Y'know? Am I was driving Lamborghinis Bbm Sipping super-dry martinis C B7 In the tiniest bikinis on a yacht Em But I was depressed G Also completely obsessed Am An unhappy beauty queen Bbm Who dreamed to be Miss Argentina B7 I had such low self-esteem
I was a mess
If I knew then
B7 What I know now Em I would have looked within and let love in somehow Em If I only knew Am Em The truth back then B7 I wouldn't have had my little "accident" Em Help me out A I'm lost without you D Standing A Stuck on this impossible road Em No idea which way to go Em Whichever path I choose G I lose, you know D And I don't know which way's home A Oohhh A Em I don't know which way's home G Oooohhh Bb F Creepy old dude, creepy old dude Ab Am Our faith has been renewed Dm D Now love is alive! F C Wave your baby girl goodbye F C I am walking down the aisle Dm C Dm C I wanna see a tear in every eye as I pass by F Am I know that on the outside he's disgusting F Bb And even on the inside, he's disgusting Db C But I know that this time, I'm makin' it right F With my family by my side Gb Here comes the bride
Here comes the bride
E
God be glorified!I can't believe some cultures think this kind of thing's alright
Bb Shake, shake, shake, Señora F Shake your body line F7 F Shake, shake, shake, Señora Bb Shake it all the time Bb Work, work, work, Señora F Work your body line
Work, work, work, Señora
Bb Work it all the time Eb My girl's name is Señora Bb F I tell you, friends, I adore her Bb Eb And when she dances, oh brother! Bb F She’s a hurricane in all kinds of weather D I’ll miss you every day A Seek a little strange and unusual
And you will find
C D Life, beyond all comprehension Em G A mess in multiple dimensions Am A little unconventional F I know G Mama, I'm home