Misc Mashups – Batman Is Jewish Musical Mashup (Ukulele)

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[Janis]
           Dm      F       C
It's a cautionary tale of fear and lust and pride

           C      Gm           Bb    Dm
Based on actual events where people died
[Damian] N.C. No one died
Dm                    F
But how far would you go

         C
To be popular and hot?

C
Would you resist temptation?
[Janis]
Bb             Dm
No, you would not!

Dm
Just admit it

 C            D
It's time to trust my instincts

G                  A
Close my eyes and leap
[CHORUS]
             Bm
It's time to try

G  D     A
Defying gravity

             Bm
I think I'll try

G  D    A
Defying gravity

            Bm
Kiss me goodbye

     G  D   A
I'm defying gravity

                       D
And you won't bring me down
[Verse]
Bb
Get your cup of roasted coffee

Eb
Your morning cup of Joey

Bb
We'll make a jammin' cup of java

Bb
Mocha latte with the froth for you,

F7
Jack

                     Bb
Frappuccino with the freshly roasted mung beans

Bb
It's a caramel drizzle mod in a cup

       Bb7
With a drip, drip, drip-drip, drip... And we'll bring it right up!

               Dm     A#
 so Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?

              F     C
Welcome to my candy store

                     Dm
It’s time for you to prove

             A#        C
You’re not a loser anymore

N.C                     Dm
Then step into my candy store

Bm       Am               G  D
I am the sound of distant thunder,

            A
A colour, a flame!

    F
I’m Carrie!

Dm     C               A# F
I am a song of endless wonder,

     F
That no one will claim.

    G#              A#
But someday, oh my, someday!

                     F C D# Gm C# B F
Someone will know my name!

F      C       F
I love play rehearsal,

Bb              F                         C
'Cause you are equiped with direction and text,

        F    C     Dm
Life is easy in rehearsal,

    Bb       F                             C
You follow a script so you know what comes next.
[Verse 1] (EURYDICE)
Am                         C
The weather ain't the way it was before

Am                          C
Ain't no spring or fall at all anymore

Am                          Bb
It's either blazing hot or freezing cold

Bb                Am
Any way the wind blows
[Chorus]
 C                                  G
Even when the dark comes crashing through

                                Am
When you need a friend to carry you

                                F
And when you're broken on the ground

              C
You will be found
[Verse]
Em                      G
Six kids didn't know it was too late

C                    B
Six kids didn't hear evacuate

Em                            G
Suddenly the playground is a battlefield

C                              B
Suddenly you're left without a sword and shield
[Chorus]
C         D           C                D
Suddenly America's at war against an ancient beast

    C                       D               Em
And you're right there 'cuz no one rang the bell

C               D
Recess took a turn and went to hell.

        F            Gm    C
Turn it off, like a light switch

          F
just go click!

        Gm          C
It's a cool little Mormon

F
trick!

         Gm       C
We do it all the time

              Bb                             C
When you're feeling certain feels that just don't feel right

Bb                                 C
Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light

             F
and turn em off,
[Verse 1]
    A         C#m
Hey Mom, Dead Mom

  F#m             D
I need a little help here

              A          E
I'm prob'ly talking to myself here

          G
But Dead Mom I gotta ask

          F#m           D
Are you really in the ground?

         F#m           D
Cause I feel you all around me

          A          E
Are you here, Dead Mom?
Dead Mom [Verse 1]
        C                  F
They're creepy and they're kooky

   G7           C
Mysterious and spooky

        C             F
They're all together ooky

     G7         C
The Addams family
[Chorus]
F                      Dm
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said

Am7                          Bbadd9
I'm just trying to have some fun

      F
Don't worry, don’t worry

      Dm
Don’t lose your head

  Am7                 Bbadd9
I didn't mean to hurt anyone

F
 LOL

Dm
 Say ’Oh, well!'

   Am7        Bbadd9
Or go to hell!

    F                      Dm
I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said

      Bbadd9    F     Eb
Don’t lose your head

           C                         F
We’re like long lost brothers who’ve found each other

    C                    G
And love each other like family.

G                                 C
Though we’re not related and it’s totally belated

    G
I’m elated just to say

           C          F               C               G
You are my bro. Mi Amigo. And where I go is where you go.

Bb                            F
Love You're lost without your love

                      Gm
Your heart is on the floor

      Eb
I can help you

                Bb
I've been there before!

                F
When I need to relax

                   Gm
I just put on some tracks

          Ab
From this CD I bought for the store

          A#           C#      F                  G
    And ev'ry task you undertake, becomes a piece of cake !

      C          C7      C               C7
    A lark! A spree! It's very clear to see, that a...
[Chorus]
     C                         F
Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down,

         C               F
the medicine go down, medicine go down.

        C                            F
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down,

            C        F
in a most delightful way.

  C Am Em      C Am Em
[Company] 1776,       New York City!

           C                   Am
[Hamilton] Pardon me. Are you Aaron Burr, sir?

             Em
[Burr] That depends. Who’s asking?

                               C                           Am
[Ham]Oh, well, sure, sir I’m Alexander Hamilton, I’m at your service, sir

            Em
I have been looking for you
[Burr]I’m getting nervous
            C                                   Am                               Em
[Ham]Sir, I heard your name at Princeton. I was seeking an accelerated course of study

                                                C
when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him.

       Am            Em
It’s a blur, sir. He handles the financials?
[Burr] You punched the bursar? [Verse 2]
D         Bm          G           A
I'm kinda pretty, and pretty damn smart

D        Bm                 G         A
I like romantic things like music and art

Bm         D             G        Gb
And as you know I have a gigantic heart

   A                     A7
So why... don't I have a boyfriend?! F**K!
[Chorus]
               D           Em
It sucks to be me.
[EVERYBODY EXCEPT JEMILLA]
Gm
I don't really wanna do the work today
I don't really wanna do the work today
                     F
I don't really wanna do the work today
I don't wanna do the work today
D                             A
My hands pluck the things I know that I'll need

            Bm                         G
I take the sugar and butter from the pantry

           D                       A
I add the flour to begin what I am hoping to start

               Bm
And then it's down with the recipe

     G
And bake from the heart

G                     D
You're Harry Freakin' Potter

          A
You don't understand

         G              A
You're a legend man to us all

              D
Every son and daughter-- SAFE

     A
From You-Know-Who

      G                      A
All because of you you were small
[Verse]
      C
Youre tall and fun and pretty

     Bb
Youre really, really skinny

F
cho chang

   C
Im the Mickey to your Minnie

 Bb                        F
Youre the Tigger to my Winnie
cho chang
  C
Wanna take you to the city

  Bb
Get all up in yo titties

F
cho chang

 C
Youre cuter than a guinea pig

  Bb
Wanna take you up to Winnipeg

 F
Thats in Canada!
[AVPSY]
                   G            Em
It's A Very Potter Senior Year! Senior Year!

C                      D
We're not just kids anymore

G            Em
Senior Year! Senior Year!

C                  D
Better than ever before...
[Verse]
 G                       C
Thrown in back like a burlap sack

     Em           F
And lord does my butt hurt

  G                         C
I guess it's been days or weeks or months

      Em               F
Or something worse
[Verse]
D                      F#m       G           A
All my life has been a series of doors in my face

         D               F#m       G                       A
and then suddenly I bump into you -I was thinking the same thing}

           D                   F#m              G           A
'Cuz like, I've been searching my whole life to find my own place

          D              F#m            G            A
and maybe it's the party talking or the chocolate fondue

         Bm                        D
But with you -But with you- I find my place -I see your face-

         E                              Gm
And it's nothing like I've ever known before...
[Chorus]
                D
Love is an open door

   Eb
I wake up in the morning

          Bb  -   Ab
And it's nothing new

       Eb
Run through my mind for hours

         Bb    -   Ab
Still I just want you

        Ab                 Bb
You're all I want, you're all I need

    Ab
My love for you

      Eb               F
Just grows the way you do

             Bb
When I love you
[Chorus]
D
Mamma mia, here I go again

C/G G               D/G
My  my, how can I resist you?

D
Mamma mia, does it show again?

C/G G                      D/G
My  my, just how much I've missed you

C            F         C
 Happiness is finding a pencil,

F           C
 Pizza with sausage

 Dm7               G7
 Telling the time.

 C            F           C
 Happiness is learning to whistle,

F           C            E
 Tying your shoe for the very first time.
[Verse 1]
G#m                              G#m7
Sara Berry was a popular bitch. (Mm-hmm.)

G#m                                                  B
Hot bod, hot boy, cheer captain, plus she was rich. (Oh, yeah.)

C#m
That girl had everything till hiccup and hitch:

      D#
Julie Jenkins lost a leg in a wreck. (Am-pu-ta-ted!)
[Verse]
E               G
There, there he is

   D                 E
He isn't like you or me

                   G
He's a man, Just a man

          D                      E
And he's better than you've ever seen
[URSULA]
  Am             Am/E         Am       Am/E
I used to be the ruler of the ocean

        Am           Am/E           B7
I was benevolent and always kept my word

       E                           Am
But my brother held the antiquated notion

     F               B              E
That women should be seen and never heard

  D#m
Tomorrow will come

  Daug
Tomorrow won't come

   F#/C#        D#m6
Tomorrow come today

  D#m
Tomorrow will come

  Daug
Tomorrow won't come

     F#/C#         D#m6
Will tomorrow come today?

    B        A#
And turn the light off
[Chorus]
D#                        F#/C#
What if tomorrow comes to break the dawn

    C#                G#/D#
And take the night away