Misc Christmas – Santa Claus You Are Much Too Fat (Guitar)
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[Verse]
G C I heard a reindeer hoof, then Santa dressed in red, Am D7 G came crashing thro' the roof and landed on my bed. G C I thought it was a dream, but quickly did I wake,, Am D D7 G D7 As soon as I heard Santa scream, "I want a piece of cake!"
[Chorus]
G C G Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, you are much too fat; C G I was sleeping peacefully but now my bed is flat, oh! A7 D7 In a one-horse open sleigh, hey! G C G Santa Claus, Santa Claus, how much do you weigh? C G I'm glad I'm not a reindeer D7 G That has to pull your sleigh!
[Verse]
G C He got up off the floor and said, "How do you do?" Am D7 G I said, "My back is sore, my head is black and blue." G C "So sorry!" he replied, and then he asked my name. Am D D7 G D7 He offered me a ride, I said, "No, thank you just the same!"
[Chorus]
G C G Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, you are much too fat; C G I was sleeping peacefully but now my bed is flat, oh! A7 D7 In a one-horse open sleigh, hey! G C G Santa Claus, Santa Claus, how much do you weigh? C G I'm glad I'm not a reindeer D7 G That has to pull your sleigh!
[Verse]
G C I heard a "ho, ho, ho," the sleigh was in the sky. Am D7 G But it was moving slow and wasn't very high. C It wobbled in the air, I hoped it wouldn't fall; Am D D7 G D7 Said Santa, chewing cookies, "Merry Christmas, one and all!"
[Chorus]
G C G Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, you are much too fat; C G I was sleeping peacefully but now my bed is flat, oh! A7 D7 In a one-horse open sleigh, hey! G C G Santa Claus, Santa Claus, how much do you weigh? C G I'm glad I'm not a reindeer D7 G That has to pull your sleigh!