Misc Children – A Horse Named Bill (Guitar)

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Oh I had a horse and his name was Bill

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And when he ran he couldn't stand still

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He ran away one day

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And also I ran with him

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He ran so fast he could not stop

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He ran into a barber shop

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Fell exhaustionized - with his eye teeth -

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In the barber's left shoulder

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I had a gal and her name was Daisy

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And when she sang the cat went crazy

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With deliriums - St. Vituses -

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And all kinds of cataleptics

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One day she sang a song about

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A man who turned himself inside out

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And jumped into the river

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He was so very sleepy

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I'm going out in the woods next year

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And shoot for beer and not for deer

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Well I am, well I ain't

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I'm a great sharpshootress

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At shooting birds I am a beaut

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There is no bird I cannot shoot

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In the eye, in the ear, in the teeth

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And in the fingers

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I went up in a balloon so big

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The people on earth looked like, a pig

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Like a mouse, like a caddydid

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Like flyses and like fleases

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The balloon had turned up with its bottom side high

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Fell on the wife of a country squire

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She made a noise like a doghound, like a steam whistle

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And like dynamite

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What, could you do in a case like that

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What can you do but stamp on your hat

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Or on your mother, on your toothbrush

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And on everything that's helpless

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In Frisco Bay there lives a whale

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And she eats porkchops by the bale

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By the hatbox, by the pillbox, by the hogshead, 

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by the schooner

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Her name is Lena, she is a peach

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But don't leave food within her reach

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Or babies, or nursemaids, 

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or chocolate ice cream sodas

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She loves to laugh and when she smiles

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You just see teeth for miles and miles

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And tonsils, and spareribs, 

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and things to fierce to mention

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She knows no games so when she plays

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She rolls her eyes for days and days

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She vibrates, she yodels, 

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and breaks the ten commandments