Misc Cartoons – Ren Stimpy - I Hate Christmas (Ukulele)
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[Intro]
A E7 D A There’s a certain time of year Bm A When the world has a special glow A E7 D A Children’s laughter I can hear E B E7 From sleigh rides in the snow D A And while everyone’s heart is light Bm E A All across the land B E B One thing I know tonight…I can’t stand it, man
[Verse 1]
A Am Every Christmas I am listless. A A7 Giving gifts just ain’t my bag. D D7 Sleigh bells ringing and off-key singing A A7 Christmas music makes me gag. E7 A#dim7 To play that junk should be a crime. D A D A E7 I hate Christmas time!
[Verse 2]
A Am Kids with toys and Stimpy’s, “Oh joys!” A A7 That’s just noise to my ears. D D7 People’s greetings and families meeting A A7 I’m getting sick on Christmas cheers E7 A#dim7 And all those clever cards that rhyme D A D7 A E7 I hate Christmas time!
[Bridge]
D A It’s the time when Stimpy’s sickly sweet D A He’s always trying to fatten my with another Christmas treat. Db F# I hate this Ho Ho Ho, I wanna go, go, go B E D D7 As far away as I can from that jolly fat cat man.
[Verse 3]
A I’m blinded by Christmas lights Am They make the night too bright. A A7 Then I can’t sleep when I go to bed. D I hate that stupid tree B And no one sends cards to me. A Db F# All I can see is green and red. B Bb Just color me blue and I’ll be fine. D A Am A E7 A I hate Christmas time!