Misc Cartoons – Puppet History - Oars Christmas Song (Guitar)

D
I used to spend my holidays alone

F#m/C#             Em/Bb
An anthropomorphic oar, pretty bored,

D
sittin' inside of his home, oh no!

F#m/C#              Em/Bb
But then you met me and I suggested we

Gm/Bb
go on a little holiday trip really quick

D
and we went down to the Bahamas for a dip

Em
And we just kept going

F#m/A
Christmas can be every day

G/B                             Gm/B
when you're travelin' the world and you're an oar and you're gay

D
We ate tangerines in Tokyo

Em
And caught a flight to Borneo

F#m/A
And spent a day in Reykjavik

G/B
The hot dogs there were pretty sick

Gm/Bb
Every trip you take is a gift

D                             F#m/C#
When you love the livin' hell outta the one that you're with

Em/B
We've been to Bangalodore and Bogota!

Gm/Bb
Had onion rings in Omaha!

Gm/Bb
Got High as hell in Amsterdam

D
and ate up all our Christmas ham

F#/C#
(well that was good ham)

Em/B
And now the future that we make is our own

Gm/Bb
close your eyes and throw a dart at the map

Gm/Bb
and that's that

D
Off to destinations unknown

Em
(I hope wherever we go has more ham)

F#m
(oh yeah that'd be good)

Gm
Travelin's such a wonderful ride

Gm/Bb                          D
but it'd be a drag without you here by my side

F#m/C#
Why don't we stop for brunch in Saskatoon

Em/B
Namibia to see some dunes

Gm/Bb
Chicago just to peep the bean

Gm/Bb
AND ALSO BONE BENEATH THE BEAN

D
Antartica if we've got time?

F#m/C#
I hear that France has decent wine!

Em/B
To London where the tea is served!

Gm/Bb
And maybe skip St. Petersburg

Gm/Bb
Hey, what's the deal with Idaho?

D                       Em
Like, should we bother? I dunno!

F#m
Singapore or Bora Bora?

Gm
Either, oar, 'cause I adore ya!

G/A
(oh my god that's a really-)

Gm/A
(we should really-)

Dm7
(yeah, let's just call it there)