Misc Cartoons – Phineas And Ferb - Theres A Platypus Controlling Me (Ukulele)

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Srumming Pattern is DUDUDU (Spoken) Vanessa: Dad? (Spoken) Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Oh, hi, Vanessa! (Spoken) Vanessa: Dad, what are you doing?
                       B                                 A
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I'll be honest I don't really understand

            D                                    A
But I fell down this hill and I got glue on my hands

  D
Now I got records on my fingers

      C
Kids: Whaaaat?

                        D
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Records on my fingers

 E
I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop

      C
Kids: Don't stop

                      F
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me

       C
Kids: WHAAAAT?

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Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I got a platypus controlling me

 C
Now let me sum it up

G
It was a strange set of circumstances

      C
Kids: Strange set of circumstances?

                     E
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers

 A
And I just can't stop

      C
Kids: DON'T STOP DON'T STOP

                     C
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I would if I was able

          G                                            A
There's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table
Kids: There's a platypus controlling him—WHAAAT? Kid: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down. Like, corporations are a platypus
      C
Kids: The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus Kids: Society's a platypus My parents are a platypus The media's a platypus It's all just propaganda Yeah, we all got a platypus controlling us
                     D
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No just me

      C
Kids: We all got a platypus controlling us

                     A
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'd stop if I was able

      C
Kids: We all got a platypus controlling us

                     C
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'm not speaking metaphorically

 D                                              A
The platypus controlling me is underneath the table

 C                   A
Oh wait, no, he's gone!

   B                                    A
Heyyy! There's no platypus controlling me...

  A                              B
There's no platypus controlling me!