Misc Cartoons – Phineas And Ferb - My Goody Two Shoes Brother (Guitar)

C               G    Bm
I bear lots of animosity to bellhops,

F                   Dm
They never bring my luggage up on time.

G                    C                      A
And taxi drivers really tax my patience,

D                                      G
If they vanished, would it really be a crime?

F A
Health fanatic cooks, or camera crews!

Gm                                 Am
Not fond of monks or yoga teachers, or sports fans in the bleachers,

                                       G
And I'm not sure how I'm feeling about you!

                                   A
There are lots of horrid people on this planet,

G    D                             G
That I would love to give a lashing to,

G      C
But my goody-two-shoes brother,

F   D
The favourite of my mother,

                     G
Is the one I want to smother

Cm
In a ton of pigeon goo!

        C
Yes, my goody-two-shoes brother,

F
The favourite of my mother,

G
Thank you, sir, I'll have another!

D
He's the one I want to smother,

     Dm
In a ton o-of

G     F
ah-pigeon goo-oooooooooooooooo!