Misc Cartoons – Phineas And Ferb - Mid Life Crisis (Guitar)

A                          F#
All my friends have spray-on tans,

                     D                           C#
And they're gettin' back together with their old rock bands.

                A                           F#
Yes, their bland old lives are now filled with spices.

               B        E        A F# E
They're havin' a mid-life crisis!

               A                           F#
They're all gettin' sports cars and new toupees,

              D              C#
And borrowing against their IRAs.

            A                     F#
I've always had more than my share of vices,

             B           E       A
But I never had a mid-life crisis.

F#
I'm sick and tired of bein' out of the game.

   B
Everyone's so discontent. I wish I felt the same.

        F#
It's not like my life has been a total delight.

     B                             E
Something must be wrong, 'cause I feel...all right.

     A*                       F#*
But now with my inator, I can be the same.

     D*                        C#*
My crisis will put all other crises to shame.

         A                             F#
But I'm tellin' ya now, that it's gonna be twice as

 B*
Good as any

D*               A*
Big gut suckin', sports car buyin',

C#             F#
Self-deludin', comb-over tryin',

D                      A
Skinny jean-wearin', wrinkle denyin',

C#               F#
Bucket listin', grey hair dyin'

  B          E          A
Existential mid-life crisis!