Misc Cartoons – Phineas And Ferb - Irvings Camp Fire Song (Guitar)
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[Intro]
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Here's a campfire song my mother taught me.[Chorus 1]
F Doodly-doodly-dee C Am A diddly-diddly-doo, D If you go out in the woods G Here are the things you should not do...
[Verse 1]
C Oh, never lick a tree below the dog line, G C If it's brown and sticky, do not pick it up (Unless it's a stick.) F C Am Banjo-playing hicks should be avoided, D G And it's no joke, that poison oak is not a friendly shrub.
[Refrain]
F C Am With a diddly-diddly-doo and a doodly-doodly-dee, D G Something horrible will happen if you don't listen to me
[Verse 2]
C Lakes and creeks and ponds are fish's toilets, G C A thimbleful would surely be your death. F Don't drink out of a bog, C Am You may ingest a polliwog. D G And soon you may be drawing your last breath.
Be a grownup!
[Chorus 2]
F Doodly-doodly-dee C Am A deedly-doodly-doo, D All these gruesome things are surely G Gonna happen to you.
[Verse 3]
Cmaj7 Am Your sinew's torn apart by a grizzly... Em G Your large intestines wrapped around a tree... Dm If you make the slightest blunder, Am Em You'll be surely torn asunder. D7 G G7 Did I forget to mention killer bee-hee-hees?
N.C.
They're comin' up from South America. Read the news, people.
[Bridge]
Em Flash floods, lightning strikes, avalanches, blizzards! G Mountain lions, marmosets, honey badgers, lizards! Em Scorpions, parasites, black widows, rabies! G Sunburn, frostbite, head trauma, scabies! C Don't even get me started 'bout mosquitoes!
N.C.
Malaria!
N.C.
Everybody!
[Chorus 3]
F Doodly-doodly-dee! (Dengue fever!) C Am Diddly diddly doo! (Whooping cough!) F If you go into the woods G C G C F Then this will happen to you! C Nature's gross!