Misc Cartoons – Metalocalypse - Why Is Stuff So Hard (Guitar)

C Gm
(No lyrics)

Am
How do you like that?

                 C
Left out in the cold.

  G    Am
Pffft.

C                  G
Everyone's mad at Murderface

Am
Everyone's being mean to me

F
Nobody gives me residuals

Fm
Fucking dick individuals

 C                     G
Fuck those dicks, why can't they see

         Am
I'm the fucking foundation of this five?

           D
Because I lay down the soul

             Dm
But they're trying to fucking tear me apart

                                       C
Nothing in this world’s worth working for

       F
If it don’t come easy then it’s dumb and fucking boring

     Dm                                      C
You better serve it up on a silver fucking platter

  F
I ain’t breaking a sweat cause it don’t really matter

 Dm                              C
Nothing in this world shouldn’t not be easy

       F
If it means my comfort’s challenged it will make me queasy

     Dm                                  C
No I ain’t gonna do stuff, give a bro a break

     F                     Fm
Oh, why is stuff so hard?

                         C    Am
Why can't everything be easy?

C
Man, even - even singing a song is hard

Am
They gotta they make everything hard

C
I should hire someone to sing this song, that would be easy

Am
But then I'd have to tell them how to sing it

                  C
Then I'd have to pay them. Where am I gonna get the money?

     Am                                                        C
See! Everything leads into everything else and it makes it so hard, man!