Misc Cartoons – Hazbin Hotel Season 2 - Hazbin Guarantee Trust Us (Guitar)

        C#              G#
Come on in, here's your key

       F#
Let me take your bag, wait 'til you see

      C#               G#
The hotel, 'cause it's great!

       D#m         C#         F#  G#
If you parked your car, we'll validate

F#      C#             Bbm
All our guests are family

           G#
Hey, perv, hands off the chest fluff!

F#     G#  Bbm          B
That's the Hazbin guarantee

          G#
And did I mention it's free?

               C#
It's worth the price

        G#
Full of drunks

        D#m             G#       F#
Full of sticky floors covered in junk

               C#
Ha, don't mind them

        G#
Or that hole

       D#m          C#        F
You've made a great choice to save your soul

         F#
'Cause redemption is possible

  C#
I really, really hope

       F#                                C#
'Cause if it isn't, then my whole life's been a fuckin' joke

       E               F
And my friend died for no reason

        D           G
And I'm never gonna cope

              E               F#                E                A
From watching him get fucking murdered right in front of me last month

          D
There's a bar!

       A
Have a beer

       Em          D     G       A
I just know you're gonna love it here

G      D            Bm
We can live in harmony

      A
No, I can't make a fucking Mai Tai

G          D  Bm        C
That's the Hazbin guarantee

      A
Now repeat after me

    D
I'm checkin' in (I'm checkin' in)

    Em
I'm seekin' guidance (I'm seekin' guidance)

       G
For my reckonin' (For my reckonin')

           D
I'll never turn to violence (I'll never turn—)

    Dm
I'm checkin' in (I'm checking in)

    Em
I'm seekin' guidance

           Dm
Psst, hey, you

A
That's right, baby!

Dm
  Redemption got you snoring?

A                         Dm
 That scene was fucking boring

                        A
Have you considered a vocation that is more rewarding?

Dm                        A
Because I sense a drop of star potential

Gm                                     A
  With a little boost, that drip could turn torrential

Dm
  Come on down to Vee Tower

A
 Where we have talent flower

Dm                             A
  No tellin' how hot you could get once you're backed by our power

Dm
  Let's start with a killer fit

A
Let's get filler in those lips

Gm
Wax that gooch and pull that strip

  A
A-snip, snip, snip

Bb   A                       Dm  F
Ooh, our house is gonna want you

                        Bb
In this game, no one outdoes us

              C
No one can outbuzz us

Gm            A           Dm
All you gotta do is trust us

                C#
(La-la-la) Just us

       A         Dm
(La-la-la) Trust us

A
 We trademarked all your holes

Dm                               A
  There's no such thing as being totally over-exposed

Dm
  Except now they're sick of you

       A
'Cause they've seen way too much

Gm                                  A
But we'll still get the clicks from souls who hate you

Dm
Scratch that, they changed the channel

A
 And we can't sell the scandal

Dm                             A
  Hope you had fun, but we are done with you

Dm
  We're finished, I'm not kidding

A
Get the fuck out of my building

Bb
Snip, snip, snip, bitch

Bb A
Ooh, but if you know someone

Dm  F                       Bb
You tell 'em that no one outdoes us

              C
No one can outbuzz us

Gm             A
All they gotta do is—

        D
Come on in (Come on down to Vee Tower)

            A
Here's your key

            Em         F#m  G          A
And see how great your afterlife could be

G      D            Bm
We can live in harmony

                 A
Why be nice when you can be famous?

G          A  D
That's the Hazbin

G        A    Bm
Sign and cash in

      C
Guarantee!

E
Yeah, right, bitch

      A C      G# B
Trust me, just me

      A
Trust—