Misc Cartoons – Futurama - Robot Hell (Guitar)

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[Verse 1]

Am
Cigars are evil, you won't miss 'em

Am
We'll find ways to simulate that smell

Am
What a sorry fella,

A                           D
Rolled up and smoked like a Panatela

E       F     G      Am
Here on Level One of Robot Hell

[Verse 2]

Am
Gambling's wrong and so is cheating

Am
So is forging phony IOUs

Am        Gm
Let's let lady luck decide

Am              Gm
What type of torture's justified

C   F        G    E        Am
I'm pit boss here on Level Two

Ooooh! Deep fried robot! [Interlude 1] [Bender]

             G
Just tell me why

[Robot Devil] Please read this 55-page warrant [Bender]

                                D7
There must be worse robots than I

[Robot Devil]

                                D
We checked around, there really aren't

[Bender]

                               C
Then please let me explain: my crimes were merely boyish pranks

Robot Devil: You stole from Boy Scouts, nuns, and banks! [Bender]

      B               C
Awww, don't blame me, blame my upbringing

[Robot Devil]

B                   E
Please stop sinning when I'm singing!

[Verse 3]

Am
Selling bootleg tapes is wrong

                              Em G5
Musicians need that income to survive

[Beastie Boys] N.C. Hey, Bender gonna make some noise

          F
With your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys

C                F                  G            Am
That's what'cha, what'cha, what'cha get on Level Five!

[Interlude 2] [Fry]

             G
I don't feel well

[Leela] It's up to us to rescue him [Fry]

                          D
Maybe he likes it here in hell

[Leela] It's us who tempted him to sin [Fry]

                         C7
Maybe he's back at the motel

[Leela] Come on, Fry, don't be scared I'm sure at least one of us will be spared

   B7               C7
So just sit back, enjoy the ride

[Fry]

B7                           E7    Em   E7
My ass has blisters from the slide

[Verse 4]

Am
Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights

Am                      G
Publishing indecent magazines

You'll pay for every crime

C         Dm
Knee-deep in electric slime

       C       F         G      E
You'll suffer 'till the end of time

Am                               Dm
Enduring tortures, most of which rhyme

                G             A      Am
Trapped forever here in Robot Hell!