Misc Cartoons – Family Guy Theme (Ukulele Live)

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[Verse 1]
F
It seems today

G7
That all you see

Gm7            C7
Is violence in movies

F          Am F7
And sex on T--V

Bb                  Ddim7    F         D7
But where are those good old fashioned values?

G7                  C
On which we used to rely?

F
It used to be

G7
A big time star

Gm7            C7
Was Elegant as Garbo

F         F7
Or Hedy Lamarr

Bb             Ddim7       F     D7
But now we got whores like Jenny Lopez

G7                      C
You want to curl up and die
[Chorus]
Bb              Ddim7  F   Dm Am7
Lucky there's a family guy

Gm              C7
Lucky there's a man who

F          D7
positively can do

Gm7                 A7
All the things that make us

Dm        G7
Laugh and cry

C    Edim7  Gm  C7 F
He's a      family guy
[Verse 2]
F
When I was young

G7
The songs were fair

Gm7                C7
With Mister Johnny Mathis

F             F7
And Sonny and Cher

Bb             Ddim7  F      D7
But now we got Justin Timber-homo

G7                 C
Aw honey, don't go awry

F
The classic films

G7
Were works of art

Gm7             C7
The images were graceful

F                F7
The stories were smart

Bb                Ddim7  F   D7
But now we've got Matrix Revolution

G7
I'm sorry I know this doesn't rhyme

C
But what the hell were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?!
[Chorus]
Bb              Ddim7  F   Dm Am7
Lucky there's a family guy

Gm              C7
Lucky there's a fella

F            D7
Sweeter than vanilla

Gm7            A7
Wholesome as a piece of

Dm    G7
Apple pie

C    Edim7  Gm  C7 F
He's a      family guy!
[Bridge 1]
G7           F
His smiles a simple delight

Gm                 C7             F
He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites

G7           F
He bought my cute little hat

G                         C                 A
Yeah we should talk about that (About that! And his hat!)
[Instrumental] |D7 |C | |Dm7 |C | |D7 |C | |C F |Gm7 | |G7 [Bridge 2]
G7                F
He's mastered the comedy arts

Gm                 C7               F
He says, "Look out Hiroshima!" then casually farts

G7               F
He's loaded with sexy appeal

G                              C            D7
And best of all my titties are real. Have a feel
[Verse 3]
G
The Brady Bunch

A7
Has got their Mike

Am7              D7
And pretty Laura Petrie

G             G7
Has Dicky Van Dyke

C              Edim7      G          E7
But who around here could fill these loafers?

A7                  D     D7
Well here's a happy reply
[Chorus]
C               Edim7  G   Em G
Lucky there's a family guy

Am              D7
Lucky there's a man who

G          E7
positively can do

Am7                 B7
All the things that make us

Em        A7
Laugh and cry

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He's.......a.......fam.......ily.......guy!