Misc Cartoons – Family Guy - The Fcc Song (Guitar)

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They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this

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They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss

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And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss

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It's the plain situation

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There's no negotiation

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With the fellows at the freaking FCC

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They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups

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Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops

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Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops

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Take a tip, take a lesson

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You'll never win by messin'

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With the fellas at the freakin' FCC

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And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing

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You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling

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Cause you can't say penis

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So they sent this little warning, they're prepared to do their worst

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And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be coerced

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I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first

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They may just be neurotic

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Or possibly psychotic

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They're the fellas at the freakin FCC!