Misc Cartoons – Family Guy - Mr Booze (Guitar)
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[Intro]
Bb Eb F Bb Mr. Booze, Mr. Booze, Mr. Booze C7 F7 Mr. B Double O Z E F That sure spells Booze Bb You will wind up wearing F Eb Bb tattered shoes, if you mess with Mr. Booze Eb Bb Dont mess with Mr. Booze Eb Bb Dont mess with Mr. Booze
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Dont mess with B double O Z E
[Verse 1]
Bb If you been so stiff they Bb thought you died, Bb you'll feel better once you've Bb Bb testified. Testify
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Oh yeah!
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Testify[Interlude]
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I wanna testify! I wanna testify!
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Well then cleanse yourself my son, cleanse yourself!
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One time, i took a libary book out and I fells asleep reading it and left it under the bed.
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I forgot about it for three and a half years.
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I was gonna take it back on amnesty day, but on amnesty day I had a sip of rosé wine and I
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never made it out of the house.
[Pre-Chorus]
Bb Who's to blame? Bb Who's to blame? Bb What's his name? We know his name is
[Chorus]
Bb Eb F Bb Mr. Booze, Mr. Booze C7 F Mr. B double O Z E don't ever choose! Bb Eb Any game you play with Bb him you lose, so don't Eb Bb mess with Mr. Booze.
[Verse 2]
Bb If your head feels like it's Bb two miles wide. Bb you'll feel beter once you've Bb B testified. Testify B (Brian) Oh yeah! B (Peter) Testify
[Interlude]
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(Carl) I wanna testify, I wanna testify!
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(Peter) Well come forward dear brother and testify!
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(Carl) I used to be a sodapop guy then i switched to the bottle.
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Now i dont leave my couch and i've seen every movie ever. you name a movie, i've seen it.
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(Guy 1) Meet Dave!
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(Carl) Seen it.
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(Guy 2) The Eiger Sanction!
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(Carl) Seen it.
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(Guy 1) Donovans Reef!
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(Carl) Seen it.
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(Guy 2) License to Drive!
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(Carl) Definitely seen it.
[Pre-Chorus]
B That's a Shame! What a Shame! B Who's to Blame? B For Corey Haim his name is
[Chorus]
B E Gb B Mr. Booze, Mr. Booze Db7 Gb Mr. B double O Z E you must refuse! B E B you'll make the obituary news if you B Mess with Mr. Booze.
[Verse 3]
B If you been so stiff they B thought you died, B you'll feel better once you've B C testified. Testify C Testify! Testify! Testify!
[Interlude]
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(Tom) This man wants to Testify!
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(Peter) Very well my Brother, let us lead him on the path of righteousness!
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(Tom) This poor gentleman used to speak in long eloquent sentences,
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but after years of drinking he can only speak in short choppy utterances.
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Why at one time if you had asked him who his favorite musicians were he'd say,
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Leonard Bernstein, Johann Sebastian Bach and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
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But thanks to that old devil hooch its all changed.
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Whos your favorite Musician Ollie?
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(Ollie) CHER!
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(Tom) He doesn't even like Cher!
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(Brian) Now Alcohol makes a big man small, and can Lead to a life of crime.
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(Bruce) Demon Rum makes a gent a bum and can cash in before your time.
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(Dr. Hartman) Bootleg gin puts you in a spin 'till you dont even know your name.
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(Peter) You're a basket case, flat on your face, and there's only one guy to blame!
[Chorus]
Db Gb Ab Db Mr. Booze, Mr. Booze Eb7 Ab Mr. B double O Z E dont ever choose! Db Gb Db You will wind up wearin tattered shoes Gb If you mess with Mr. Booze. Gb Db Gb Db Don't mess with Mr. Booze. Gb Oh Mr. Booze Gb Db Gb Db Don't mess with Mr. Booze. Gb Oh Mr. Booze. Gb Db Gb Db Don't mess with Mr. Booze.
[Outro]
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Dont mess with B double O Z E
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'cause that spells Booze, and your gonna lose
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with Mr. Booze.
Db7 Don't mess around with Mr. Booze Gb Db Gb Db Don't mess with Mr. Booze.
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Thats what he said now!
Gb Db Gb Db Don't mess with Mr. Booze.
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Oh Mr. Booze
Gb Db Ebm Gb Db Don't mess with Mi - ster Booze.