Misc Cartoons – Family Guy - Fart Song (Guitar)

  G
I don't like fancy learnin' books

  C
I don't like apple tarts

  G
I don't like cozy breakfast nooks

  D7
I don't like modern arts

                   G
Well, I like farts

                  C
Yes, I like farts

            D
I like long farts, short farts, wet farts, your farts, I like farts

                    G
If you've got hearts (Oh, I've got hearts)

                      C
Let's hear those farts (How do I start?)

      D
Well, Peter I will help you get your fartin' started

G                   C                   D                         G
PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHT (laughter)