Misc Cartoons – Family Guy - Drunken Irish Dad (Guitar)

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Oh, he doesn't smell like Irish Spring, 

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And he never taught me anything, 

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But still I slap my chest and sing - 

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Of My Drunken Irish Dad.

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Oh, his face looks like a railroad map, 

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And he never shuts his freakin' trap... 

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But all the ladies catch the clap 

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From your Drunken Irish Dad. 

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Ask a Hennessey, Tennessey, Morrison, 

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Shaughnessy, Reardon, and Rooney... 

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They'll tell you the same 

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McNulty, Mulrooney, and Connor and Clooney, 

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All feel the same mixture of pride and of 

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Finnegan, Hannigan, Kelly, and Flanagan. 

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Look to the ground while their dad passes by 

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Cafferty, Rafferty, Joyce and O'Lafferty, 

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Fight for his honor and then start to cry! 

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Oh, we Irish lads are all infirm, 

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And our moods infect us like a germ 

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'Cause we're all the spawn of a pickled sperm... 

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From a Drunken Irish Dad!!!