Misc Cartoons – Family Guy - Down Syndrome Girl (Guitar)

F       Bb
  You've got to look your best tonight you

C
tubby little parasite, cause

F
There's a lovely lady and she's

Bb
waiting for you. And

Bb
Though her pretty face may seem a

C
Special person's wettest dream

  F
Before you go and see it there are

Bb7
Things you must do.

      Eb    Ebm
We'll try a tie and

Bb             Bb7
boutonniere of yellow or a

Eb        Ebm
Rose that shows that

Bb              Bb7
you’re a classy fellow with the

Eb      Ebm
posh panache of

Bb           G
Jefferson at Monticello

Csus4    C    F
Busting out a mile with style

  Bb
I know you just can’t wait to stare at

C
all the luscious orange hair, but

Eb/F                          D
Boy before you touch a single curl

    Gm13              C
You must impress that ultra boomin’,

Bb6            G7
all consumin’, poorly groomin’

C9      F7    Bb
Down Syndrome girl!

   Bb
On any normal day you reek as

C
If you’re on a farting streak. Your

F       (Gm)   (Dm)     (Cm)
Fingers up your nose and you are

Bb
dripping with drool. But

Bb
If you want a lady’s love, you’re

C
Better off by smelling of a

F
Gentleman’s cologne instead of

Bb                 Bb7
sneakers and stool

  Eb        Ebm
A squirt, a spurt of

Bb                 Bb7
something just for Ellen. And you’ll

Eb       Ebm
See that she will

Bb          Bb7
find you so compellin’. And she

Eb     Ebm
does because the

Bb              G
only smell that she’ll be smellin’

C               F
Won’t be coming from your bum!

    Bb
You want to take the little whole and

C
spin her on the dancing floor, but

Eb/F                       D
Boy before you do a single twirl,

    Eb                Edim
You must impress that effervescing,

Bb6              Gm7
Self possessing, no BS-ing

C7      F7    Bb
Down Syndrome girl

    C
Her eyes are emerald portals to a

       Ebdim   G9
Secret land of love and her

Dm                G7              C
Smile is like the sweetest summer flower

    C
Her kiss is so inviting and her

E
Hugs are so delighting

         B                 B7/A
And what makes them really nice

                E/G#         G#m
Is that they’ve got a little spice

                C#             C#7/B
Because they’re tighter than a vice

           F#        F#7
And may go on for an hour

   Ab
My boy between the two of us, we’ll

Bb
Get you on that shorty bus, and

Db / Asus4                      C
Then you’re gonna take it for a whirl!

    Fm7/Db          Bb9/D
Now go impress that super thrilling,

Ab/Eb            Bbm/F
Wish fulfilling, Yoo-Hoo spilling,

Fm7/Db          Bb9/D
Ultra swinging, boner brining

Ab/Eb          Bbm/F
Gayly singing, ding-a-linging

Ab6/Db      Bb11/D
Stupefying, fortifying,

Ab/Eb         Bbm7/F
As of Monday, shoelace tying

Ab6/Db       Bb11/D
Stimulating, titillating,

Ab/Eb     Bbm7/F
Kitty cat impersonating,

Ab6/Db        Bb11/D
Mega rocking, pillow talking,

Ab/Eb         Bbm7/F
Just a little crooked walking,

Ab6/Db         Bb11/D
Coyly pouting, booby sprouting,

Ab/Eb            Bbm7/F
For some reason, always shouting,

Ab6/Db       Bb11/D
Fascinating, captivating,

Ab/Eb         Bbm7/F
Happiness and joy creating

Ab
Down Syndrome girl!