Misc Cartoons – Cow And Chicken - The Legend Of Sailcat (Guitar)

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There's danger out on the nations' roads

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They're paved with snakes and flattened toads,

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And truckers drive in rigs so big

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They can flatten a cow, or a horse, or a manatee

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And those who survive are a lucky few,

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But there's one brave cat who made it through

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And I'm here to tell the tale to you of Sailcat

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Sailcat? Sailcat

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He was huntin' for mouse to feed his face,

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When strange radiation from outer space

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Turned him into a super invincible cat

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When a truck ran him down with a hideous splat!

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Ah, he couldn't be killed, but he still could be squished

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And he lay in the passing lane shakin' his fist

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Then some kids helped him fly with a flick of the wrist

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And that was the birth of Sailcat

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Sailcat. Sailcat

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He rolled after that truck like a buzz saw unleashed,

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And he sliced it in two like a knife through a peach

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One truck half took the high road, the other the low

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And the message went out on CB radio:

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"Breaker, breaker, lookout, watch your back

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Be afraid there's a Frisbee-like cat who's a mighty sharp blade."

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So the feared and revered reputation was made of Sailcat

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Sailcat. Sailcat

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He's been known to cut Redwoods and stop a whole fleet

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when a family of tapeworms was crossing the street

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And when Mom's having trouble with Thanksgiving plans

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he has even dropped by to help open some cans

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And when someone's depressed or has had a bad day

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He inherently knows just the right thing to say

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"Don't be depressed, Cow! People loves you because you're big, fat and ugly! Go with it!"

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Then he'll ask for a toss and be on his way .... He's sailcat!

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Sailcat!