Misc Cartoons – Central Park - First Class Hands (Guitar)

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[GRIFFIN, spoken] Oh, hey there! I'm your new narrator. Wanna hear a story about a park? Hey, hey, shush—don't be scared You're with a pro now
                 Db
You're with the best

             F#
A guy with know-how
A guy who's well dressed
    Eb                   Eb7                 G#m
I know it's hard to comprehend the level of quality you're seeing

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But I can make this very simple for you
[sung]
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You deserve to be in

 B     Eb    G#m
First-class hands

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That's right, I said, first-class hands

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You've been distracted by a dude who's been uprooting the whole plot

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I'm not trying to be rude but there's no way in hell he's got a pair of

 B     Eb    G#m
First-class hands

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Don't you wanna be in first-class hands

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See the last guy sort of missed the mark

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It's why I'm here to take your through Central Park

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In first-class hands
[BIRDIE, spoken] Hi, excuse me. What are you doing here, Griffin? [GRIFFIN, spoken] Oh, hey, buddy. Yeah, so you got fired I have two words for you [BIRDIE, spoken] I'm leaving? [GRIFFIN, spoken] Free will [BIRDIE, spoken]
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Can I guess again? I was gonna say free will
[GRIFFIN]
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Birdie, Birdie

      G#m
You dirty little thing

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You could've stayed

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You could've made your little ukulele sing
[BIRDIE, spoken] It's a fiddle [GRIFFIN]
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But you just had to blow it

 G#m
Had to interfere

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And the next thing you know

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It's over and I'm here
[BIRDIE, spoken]
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But, Griffin, if in fact I got involved

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Don't you think my selfless act just might have solved it?
[GRIFFIN]
           Eb7
They gotta make their own decisions

G#m
We just get to watch

            Db
There's no room for new revisions

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Unless you wanna botch it

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They need first
[BIRDIE, spoken] Okay, constructive criticism [GRIFFIN]
F7
Class
[BIRDIE, spoken] Yeah, I can take a note. I got it now [sung]
Bbm
Han—
[GRIFFIN] Hand— Hands [BIRDIE] From now on, I'll give them
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First-class hands
[GRIFFIN, spoken] No, Birdie—Birdie, listen to me. No. Ugh [sung]
                 F7
You've all been shackled to a chaperone

     Bbm
Who needs to take a hike

        Eb
I could end this cute toe-tapper

       G#
Only, wait
Who doesn't like when I sing?
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First-class hands
[BIRDIE] I get it now I'll give them first-class hands [GRIFFIN]
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A professional who understands

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Just sit back, enjoy the music

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I've played with three different Coachella bands
[BIRDIE, spoken] Ah, that is impressive [GRIFFIN]
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With these first

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Class, chorus and verse

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Class, so well rehearsed

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Class, once met Fred Durst
Class [BIRDIE, spoken] Oh really, Durst? When was that [GRIFFIN, spoken] It was years ago. It was at a Barnes & Noble [sung]
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Why have the worst

                    B
When you can have first-class

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First-class haaaaaaaaaaaaands
[spoken] So, you should go [BIRDIE, spoken] Right, like motivational. Like, "go girl!" Thank you—here I go