Misc Cartoons – Camp Camp - Better Than You (Ukulele)

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[DAVID]
  G         G           D
I hope this won’t sound impolite

   G    G         C   D
Or come across as too forthright

    G    G7         C    Cm
But even though you seem alright, I...

G         D           G
Think I’m better than you!

    G                   D
Now please do keep this thought in mind

       G                D
That’s just my personal conviction

       G         G7          C         D
You’re smart and fun, you’re sweet and kind

    G                      D
I’d call our friendship an addiction

     G                      G7
Your shoes are shined, your breath dulce

    C              Cm
But still I find I have to say, I…

G       D                    G
Think I might be better than you!
[DANIEL]
    Gm
You seem impressed with what you’ve shown

    Cm                   Gm
But I don’t find it that compelling

       Gm
You’ve sung my praise but not your own

    Cm                          Gm
And well, I think that’s pretty telling

    Gm
But while we’re on the subject of

    Cm             Bbdim
How I’m superb and leagues above, you

Gm       D/A             Gm
Ought to know I’m number one

Cm                           Gm
I know that might be hard to swallow

Cm             D               Gm
This hurts you just as much as me

Cm                              Gm
But when this song is sung then you and I’ll know

D                      Gm
That you’re just a nobody
[DAVID]
     G                   D
Well friend I don't know what to say
[DANIEL]
    G                  D
Try starting with your resignation
[DAVID]
      G               D
Let's end this in the finale
[DANIEL]
    G                D
I'm dying from anticipation
[DAVID (and DANIEL)]
G
You’re really great, but let me state (You've been outdone)

G7
You denigrate and seem to hate (Now I've really won)

C
The fact I’ll break you, abdicate (But it was fun)

Cm
Before I can asphyxiate, I... (Your end's begun, and...)

G       D                    G
Think I might be better than you! (Now I know I'm better than you!)

G          D               G
Don’t hate me because it’s true! (And I'll prove it to you, too!)

     G     G7  C      Cm (hold it till the end)
Just know, I'm better than.....
(So watch as I identify The skill to show I qualify Like keeping up this camp charade And tricking kids to drink kool-aid To sacrifice them—)