Misc Cartoons – Big Mouth - Youll Always Have Shame (Guitar)

F
Big flappy bottoms and weird saggy tits.

F       Bbm       F
Eczema, scaly and dry.

Bb
Lopsided labia. Gross, oozing, zits.

    Ab                  C
The minuscule dick of a fly.

    Am
The legs of a lumberjack.

Dm
Monstrous pubes.

Am                     D
Defects too vile for a name.

             Bb                    C                F
They're all twinkling stars in the heavenly body of shame!

F             F/C          F
Stuff me with implants and chop off my nose.

F             Bbm           F
Carve out the sag 'round my eyes.

Bb
Stitch me and plug me where hair never grows.

Ab                    C
Suck out my tummy and thighs.

Am                          Dm
A life of self-loathing for every soul,

Am                        D
Impervious to fortune and fame!

       Bb                 C
Though no one will suffer alone,

                    F
They'll always have shame!

Db                       Ab
Oh, what to do, when you want to be true,

         Edim                   Fm
But your mind has a mind of its own?

     Ebm
Your filthy addiction's

  Bbm
A lifelong affliction.

       Edim              C
You're surely to die all alone.

C#             C#7
We'll all die alone.

F#              B
You fatties and scabbies.

    Bm          F#
You pimpled and pale.

     F#         E         Eb
Come join in my torturous game,

      Abm                    Db
And a lifetime of sad self-rejection,

  Bbm               Eb
Imperfectly chasing perfection,

     Abm              Db
Ever lonely but never alone,

       Db7         F#
You'll always have shame!