Misc Cartoons – Big Mouth - Valentines Day (Guitar)

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[Verse I]

       Bb              D#/Bb
It's a day of hugs and snuggles,

          Bb                 Gm  Gm/F
a time to spread your loving seeds

       Dm                D#               B           B/C#  B/D#   B/F
It's a rolling, growing, pink snowball of stress that noone needs

       Cm           Dm
It's unhealthy expectations,

        D#          Dm
an oppurtunity to impress

       Cm     Dm     D#     Gm        G#                 F
It's a yearly grim reminder that your life's a fucked up mess

[Verse II]

       Bb             D#/Bb
It's a dark and lurid history

   Bb            Gm  Gm/F
of deviant pagan kicks

        Dm          D#                 B        B/C#      B/D#   B/F
It's outrageously expensive, just stay home and watch the Knicks

       Cm              Dm
It's a big, fat middle finger

   D#                 Dm
to those who are all alone

        Cm      Dm       D#   Gm        G#                    F
Whether sick or tired or uninspired you still gotta bring the bone

[Pre-Chorus]

       F#             G#
It's a clusterfuck of passions,

    G#/F             F#
an emotional tour de force

       F#            G#             G#/F                 F
It's a cuddly little cupid with the cock of a full grown horse

[Chorus]

D#               F
Valentine, saint Valentine

        Bb      Bb/A         Gm  Gm/F
I gotta make it through your day

   D#               F
of candy hearts and chocolate sharts

          Bb       Bb/A     Gm  Gm/F
and every bullshit love cliché

    D#               F
The hard-ons and the heartaches,

    Dm                 Gm  Gm/F
the pressure, pain and fear

D#             F                           Bb    Bb/A
Valentines day, got to survive you another year

[Bridge] (Not really sure about the chords here but it works on piano)

Bb/G               Gsus2                Gm
What does having a girl hormone monster mean? (I can take it, all the pressure)

               Gsus2             Bb
How long can i be a fuckmachine? (I can make it, I'll impress her)

             D#/Bb              Bb
Why is there never anyone for me? (I'll be cooler, she'll be crueler, but then...)

            C                F
What if the Knicks aren't on tv?

[Outro]

D#               F
Valentine, saint Valentine

     Bb     Bb/A    Gm   Gm/F
Your day is fucking asinine

      D#              F              Bb
But I swear by god I'm gonna make it through