Misc Cartoons – Big Mouth - Spectrum Of Sexuality (Guitar)

    C
The modern world's

  G                 C  C6  C
A sexual cornucopia

        F
We take comfort knowing

G                C    C/B  C/A G
If we're this or that

          E                  E/G#
No longer simply straight or gay

          Am            Am/C
There's a mind-boggling array

       D                 D/F#
And we all are searching for

          G                G7
A home to hang our boner's hat

C           C/B
Let's begin with the

C/A    C/G  C  C/B  C/A C/G
Simple androsexual

           C     C/B
That's an any-gendered

 C/A        C/G   G    G7
Person who fucks men

            E                E/G#
But if it's just a part-time dickin'

         Am                Am/C
And also ladies you'll be sticking

         D              D/F#     G    G7
Then you could be bi or cisgen-MSM

C               C/B    C/A     C/G
Now should you require romance

C          C/B  C/A     C/G
To get you into no pants

       C   C7/Bb                F
Then a demisexual is what you'd be

        F             F#dim
And the omnisexual or pan

             C/G           A
Will bed all genders, understand?

      D
While polysexuals don't fuck

G               C
All just two or three

C/B C/Bb A        D
Yes, siree on the spectrum

    G7    C
Of sexuality

C          C/B    C/A
I sashayed like a nancy

C/G    C        C/B     C/A    C/G
Boy to make the ladies shriek

C        C/B       C/A  C/G
A gender-normative gynophile

       G          G7
With a homophobic streak

        E     E/G#
I was a femme androgenoid

       Am            Am/C
From a distant outer space

  D          D/F#
A polysexual gender

     G                  G7
Non-conformous textbook case

  C          C/B      C/A
I died from drugs and heartbreak

C/G       C       C/B      C/A   C/G
Forced to hide my same-sex love

         C
I fucked ladies who

       C7                F
Fucked ladies who fucked me

              F
Hm. A classic closeted

F#dim          C/G
Bisexual and a philandering

       A
Cisgen male

          D            G
There's a name for anything

            C   C/B  C/Bb A
You care to be, don't you see?

       D           G7     C
On the spectrum of sexuality

     E            E/G#
Some prefer to be alone

              Am      Am/C
When they get naughty

              D
They're only turned on

       D/F#               G     G7
By the sight of their own body

           F               F#dim
Well, it's logical as it's lexical

        C/G         A
They're simply autosexual

      D           G
Like, oh, so many more

            E
From sea to sea

         F          F#dim
Whatever horny predilection

          C/G             A
Makes you wet or prompts erection

     D
It's all there, on the spectrum

    G7    C
Of sexuality