Misc Cartoons – Big Mouth - My Furry Valentine (Guitar)

Eb                               Bb
It’s a day of hugs and snuggles,

Gm                                 Dm
A time to spend your loving seeds

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It’s a rolling, growing pink snowball of stress that no one needs

Dm                              Eb
It’s unhealthy expectations,

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And opportunity to impress

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It’s a yearly grim reminder that your lifes a fucked up mess!

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It’s a dark and lurid history,

      Bb                 Eb
Of deviant pagan kicks

        Dm                   Eb
It’s outrageously expensive,

                 B                    B
Just stay home and watch the Knicks!

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It’s a big fat middle finger,

       Eb                   Dm
To those who are all alone

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Whether sick or tired or uninspired,

        Ab                        F
You still gotta bring the bone!

           Gb
It’s a cluster fuck of passions

        Fm                   Gb
An emotional tour de force

Gb                            Ab
It’s a cuddly little cupid…

                  Fm                  F
With the cock of a full grown horse!

Eb                      F
Valentines! St Valentine,

           Bb          Am       Gm
Gotta make it through your day!

       Cm                          F
Of candy hearts and chocolate sharts,

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And every bullshit love cliché.

        Eb                         F
The hard on’s and the heartaches,

        D                    Gm
The pressure pain and fear!

Cm                F
Valentines day!...

F                                 Bb
Got to survive you another year

Gm                              Cm             Gm
What does having a girl hormone monster mean?

                          Cm       Bb
How long can I be a fuck machine?

Bb
Why is there never any one for me?

                        C           F
WHAT IF THE KNICKS AREN’T ON TV!?

Eb                      F
Valentines! St Valentine,

          D7                  Gm
Your day is fucking ASININE!

          Cm            F
But I swear by God I’m

              Bb       F  Bb
GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH!