Misc Cartoons – Beauty And The Beast - Gaston (Guitar)

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[Intro] N.C. Who does she think she is, that girl has tangled with The wrong man! No one says no to Gaston Heh heh. Darn right Dismissed! Rejected, publicly humiliated Why, it's more than I can bear More beer What for? Nothing helps, I'm disgraced Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together [Verse 1]
Am                      B
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston

Bm                    Am
Looking so down in the dumps

Am                     B
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston

Bm                     Am
Even when taking your lumps

         C                  D
There's no man in town as admired as you

        Dm                 C
You're everyone's favorite guy

Am                    D
Everyone's awed and inspired by you

         D                     G
And it's not very hard to see why
[Chorus 1]
G   G#   Am
No one's slick as Gaston

          G
No one's quick as Gaston

                                C
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston

             Am                    Dm
For there's no man in town half as manly

Dm       G       C
Perfect, a pure paragon

Am                             F
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley

Ab                                                G
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

G   G#    Am
No one's been like Gaston

        G
A king pin like Gaston

                                  C
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

     Am                    D
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating

G                     C
My, what a guy, that Gaston
[Bridge]
      G
Give five hurrahs

      G#
Give twelve hip-hips

      A
Gaston is the best

       A#     B     C
And the rest is all drips
[Chorus 2]
G   G#    Am
No one fights like Gaston

      G
Douses lights like Gaston

                             C
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston

Dm                             F
For there's no one as burly and brawny

G                              Am
As you see I've got biceps to spare

                                Dm
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
N.C. That's right!
              B                Dm          G
And every last inch of me's covered with hair

G   G#  Am
No one hits like Gaston

         G
Matches wits like Gaston

                             C
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

Am                           Dm
I'm especially good at expectorating (Ptooey)

  G               C
Ten points for Gaston!
[Bridge 2]
Am                      Dm
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs

      C                        G
Every morning to help me get large

Am                       Dm
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs

        C                     G
So I'm roughly the size of a barge

G   G#  Am
No one shoots like Gaston

             G
Makes those beauts like Gaston

                                   C
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston

Am                         Dm
I use antlers in all of my decorating
[Outro]
G
Say it again
Who's a man among men And then say it once more
           G#
Who's the hero next door

Am
Who's a super success

                           Dm
Don't you know? Can't you guess?

         G                       C
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on

              Am                    Dm               G
There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down

N.C            Dm
And his name's G-A-S-T

Dm
G-a-s-t e

            G
G-a-s-t-o, oh

C
Gaston!