Misc Cartoons – Apples And Pears Productions - Hello Mr Higger (Guitar)

  E                         A
I used to be a simple, old, country nigger,

  E                            B
until the yellow evening I met Mr. Higger.

 E                     A
He was Asian and very, very bright,

    E                      B
Mr. Higgie used to eat his rice all night.

    E                           F#
Mr. Higger cracked whips in the desolate east,

         Asus                A
where he loved to fight many evil beasts.

   E                          F#
He said white fellers used to call his people zips,

      Bsus4                    B
So he joined a gang called the nigger crips.

E                      F#
Hello Mr. Higger, from where do you come?

      A                               E
If it ain't too much trouble, can you stick it up my bum?

A                     F#
Hey Mr. Higgie, your cock is very biggie.

      Bsus4                    B
And I think you know where, to stick your thingy.

E                  A
We are homo in the grand, old west,

    E                 B
Mr. Higger and I have passionate sex.

        E                A
It's extremely dirty out in the fields,

         E                     B
But it's worth it to have some certain feels.

E                       F#
Now we want to dance to some disco,

         Asus           A
so we're moving west to San Francisco.

      E                          F#
We're going to have each other's company,

      Bsus4                     B
While my dick is hard and super uppity.

E                      F#
Hello Mr. Higger, from where do you come?

      A                               E
If it ain't too much trouble, can you stick it up my bum?

A                     F#
Hey Mr. Higgie, your cock is very biggie.

      Bsus4                    B
And I think you know where, to stick your thingy.

  F#                 B
I thought Mr. Higger was a nice guy,

  F#        C#
Until I got aids in my eyes.

  F#                 B
I thought Mr. Higger was a nice guy,

  F#               C#
Until I went blind from his slime.

E                      F#
Hello Mr. Higger, from where do you come?

      A                               F#
If it ain't too much trouble, can you stick it up my bum?

A                     F#
Hey Mr. Higgie, your cock is very biggie.

Bsus4                          B
And I think you know where, to stick your thingy.