Misc Cartoons – Animaniacs - Yakkos Big Idea (Guitar)

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You see...

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Not long ago we didn't know if we were all alone

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Was there a dearth of other earths in the habitable zone?

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Then the Kepler Telescope found new hope in the Milky Way

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So why not try a cosmic sky for your next holiday?

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In fact there's one that's super fun just a few light years away

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Where one full year will disappear in 4.2 Earth days

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So if there's only one place you've got space and time to see

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Then be astounded by the first we found, it's Planet Pegasi 51-B!

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But... before you go, you ought to know, it's kind of tough to get around

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Because the planet's really gassy- there's no land or solid ground

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Clouds of methane meet sulfuric rain, and when those are combined

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The air that you'll be breathing there will smell like gas of another kind

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Gas, no good? Alright, gas isn't everyone's cup of tea.

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That's fine. But what about one with aliens?

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Lady and gentle-boy, I give you Kepler-186F!

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Okay, I jest, I kinda guessed whether E.T.s are alive

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But this hip spot has got the lot for aliens to live and thrive

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If there's water here, it's crystal clear, and not too hot or cold

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And it may contain amazing veins of pure and flawless gold!

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But... its sun is dying and amplifying all the harmful cosmic rays

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And the planet's visage is forever barraged with all these brutal gamma waves

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If any E.T.s were alive, none would survive the radiation

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So it'd be astute to pack a hazmat suit for this hot new destination

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Okay, so the radiation's also a deal breaker, is it?

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Okay, well, it's good to know.

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Hmm... alright, I got it!

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And at lucky last, you can't look past this place that shouldn't be missed

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It's always sunny, there's magic puppies, and homework it doesn't exist

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The sailing's dandy, the ocean's candy, you can fly a broom

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But do not fear because the atmosphere will smell like sweet perfume

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And astronomers claim that video games have been built into every crater

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Why not play Asteroids all day and order pizza from an alien waiter?

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Or try a shopping spree 'cause everything is free, and bedtime's not till 11

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WB-1, the home of fun

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Well, come to cosmic heaven!