Misc Cartoons – Animaniacs - What If The World Was Cuter (Guitar)

F
If this trash heap had a twinkle in its little trash heap eyes

                                   C
If this sewer rat had rosy cheeks; this bus became pint-sized

C
What if all the dogs were puppies and the puppies all were sad?

                               G
What if cuttlefish were cuddly and we pedicured your dad?

F
What if you could kiss a pigeon? (Without contracting Lyme disease)

        G
All the chairs were beanbags made (Of soft, delicious cheese)

F
If this moldy bread had a smile? (That was 50 shades of green!)

        G
What if this pirate stopped frowning? ('Cause his head was a jellybean!)

F
What if, what if, what if

              C
The world was cuter?

     Bb
What if, what if, what if? A little more kawaii?

     F
What if, what if, what if

            C
We all rode scooters!

C                 Bb
And we'd all have our chance to shine!

             C
What if this red-faced man looked happy? (Oo-hoo)

               G          Gm7
And this one's rancor was more refined? (Aah!)

C
What if Tuck Buck was your true love? (Hoo-oo)

         Gm7                           C    F
So sweet and valentine! (So sweet and valentine!)

F
What if old shoes were more bouncy?

                                   C
Yeah, and they all still had their squeak

                       Gm7              G
Naked mole rats wore a sweater, and the grizzly bears were meek

            F
We'll dress up this suit of armor in a stone-washed denim skirt

         G                                                    F
Turn the Nile into a babbling brook and make Niagara a little squirt

F
What if, what if, what if

              C
The world was cuter?

Bb
What if, what if, what if? A little more kawaii?

     F
What if, what if, what if

            C
We all rode scooters!

C                               Bb
And we'd all have our chance to shine!

A                                                     E
It's been four weeks, we can't stop singing and we've slowly gone insane!

          D
There's a gumdrop wrapped in rainbows where there used to be my brain

   A                                  E
We have to end this nightmare, I have sugar in my eyes

D                                                 E
Please make it stop, we can't endure another cute reprise!

E    A
What if, what if

    E
The pigeon is the answer?

     D
What if, what if, what if we held it close?

     A
What if, what if, what if

E
We turned it all back?

     D
What if, what if- by doing something gross?