Misc Cartoons – Animaniacs - Variety Speak (Guitar)

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[Intro]
      A             Adim              E                     A
In Hollywood they have a different language that they speak

      A             Adim              E                     A
It's spoken by those folks who went to school for just one week

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It's found inside Variety, a magazine they use

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And no one understands it when they read the movie news
[Verse 1]
      A             Adim
Like, Hix makes pix but the flick needs fix

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Means someone made a movie that bombed

      A                  Adim
The veeps in charge are now at large

         Bm7       E         A
Means everyone involved is gone

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The plot conflix, no beautiful chix

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So it's coming out on video soon

B7
They're taking their lix

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'Cause the critics say nix

E
And the editors are gonna try to fix it in the mix
[Verse 2]
         A                   Adim
But the stock sees green on page thirteen

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Means Disney's up a nickel a share

        A                    Adim
Stallone cuts deal for a major reel

        Bm7         E           A
Means Rocky number six, so beware
[Bridge]
        D         E         D          E
If you want the poop or you need the scoop

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On Hollywood town this week

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You're gonna have to learn to talk that Variety Speak
[Post Verse]
A                 Adim
Bob a doo bop, a bob a doo bah

A                 Adim
Bob a doo bop, a bob a doo bah
[Verse 3]
A                  Adim
A boffo smash makes Warner cash

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Means there's gonna be a sequel next year

          A                       Adim
But Paramount hurts and they're losing their shirts

           Bm7           E          A
Means Schwarzenegger's doing King Lear

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Oliver Stone does next Home Alone

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Means he's getting paid an arm and a leg

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The budget goes crunch

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but his name packs punch

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So they called up the accountants and they're gonna do lunch
[Verse 4]
            A                    Adim
Well, the ratings smile on the O.J. trial

          Bm7         E          A
Means a movie of the week to premiere

             A                     Adim
Universal cuts deal with Mister Spiel

           Bm7            E          A
To do a hundred thousand movies a year
[Bridge]
            D       E           D        E
You gotta play it smart if you wanna be part

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Of the crowd that's hip and chic

              B7               E                 A
You're gonna have to learn to talk that Variety Speak
[Post Verse]
A                  Adim
Bob a doo bop, a bob a doo bah

A                 Adim
Bob a doo bop, a bob a doo bah
[Bridge]
 D      E          D         E
Normal talk makes producers walk

      F#m                B7
You might as well speak Greek

  B7                  E
You're gonna have to learn

  B7                  E
Or the meeting will adjourn

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Unless, my friend, you learn that Variety Speak
[Post Verse]
     A               Adim
Bob a doo bop, a bob a doo bah

 A                  Adim
Bob a doo bop, a bob a doo bah
[End]
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Bah doop bah doop bah doop bahhh dah