Misc Cartoons – Animaniacs - Catch Up Song (Guitar)

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[Verse 1]
C                    F
Taxis are Ubers, the stars are YouTubers

     G
Neil Tyson gave Pluto the axe

C                           F
Cellphones got smarter, the oceans got hotter

    G
The global economy collapsed
[Verse 2]
   C                         F
We get internet deals on our hyphenate meals

          G
Like cage-free, vegan-paleo sausage

   C                               F
We don’t leave our homes thanks to Amazon drones

     G
They track what we do through our watches
[Chorus]
F                     Em
What’s going on? Will we be okay?

    Dm                    C
Has it all gone mad since we went away?

    F                     Em
Oh, update us please, and put us at ease

             A7
‘Cause we’ve run out of jokes

G
About the 90s
[Verse 3]
   Eb                           Ab
Al Gore lost hope ‘cause of one hanging chad

      Bb
Dubya hunted for WMDs

 Eb                    Ab
Obama brought hope, so Clinton thought “Dope!

 Bb
2016 should be a real breeze!”
[Dialogue] N.C. Dot: So Hillary finally broke that glass ceiling? N.C. Yakko: No, but it certainly does feel like it’s raining shards of glass all around us. [Verse 4]
F                           Bb
The country’s cut into two, the red and the blue

    C
Facebook’s a toxic waste dump

    F                           Bb
The Fox Friends are doting, the Russians are voting

    C
And now there’s a President Trum-
[Dialogue] N.C. Yakko: At least, we think there’s still a President Trump. You see, the writers are writing this in 2018. N.C. Wakko: How is that possible? The people rely on Animaniacs for outrageous and relevant content! N.C. Dot: Well, how can we finish catching up if we don’t know what happened in the last two years? N.C. Yakko: I don’t know, wild guesses? N.C. Dot: Sounds good to me! [Verse 5]
        A                          D
We have chips in our brains, we no longer feel pain

          E
There are worsening climate disasters

       A                        D
Now we live underground, and we can’t make a sound

        E
Else we anger our polar bear masters! (They’ve come south for revenge!)
[Verse 6]
         Bb                        Eb
We breed birds without arms on our factory farms

       F
And we live in aluminium bunkers

        Bb                      Eb
We send humans to Mars, all the food comes in bars

        F
And the top-rated show is called Clunkers!
[Dialogue] N.C. It’s about a talking police car! N.C. Who’s also a time machine! N.C. Wow, here comes the star, Clunko! N.C. “I travel through time, following crime!” [Chorus]
       Eb              Bb
That’s going on in the world today

        F                    Bb
It’s as crazy as now as when we went away

    Eb                Dm7          G7
Our ratings depend on knowing the trends

          Eb         F                    Bb
We’re all caught up, that’s how this song ends!