Misc Cartoons – Alfreds Playhouse Theme (Guitar)

           C
Get out of bed

C
But don't wonder how the blood got there (Good morning)

         F
If Steve Martin violated you in your sleep again

F
You will not care

                 C
'Cause there's a place you can escape to mentally

C
Where only silliness is making forced entry

        F                     G
For the purpose of self-preservation

                 C
Here at Alfred's Playhouse!

       C
It's a fantasy world of fun where reality's distorted

        F
Where a manchild goes to forget he was unsuccessfully aborted (It's kind of like liquor)

        C
Your perception is changed like magic

C
So you can flee when the real world causes havoc

     F             G
It's wacky denial!!

G                C
Here at Alfred's Playhouse!

F
Stalin's signing death lists

    G
The Eggburt's taking meth hits and

C
Gumby and a horse are lying somewhere

    F
The Wisdom Jar's on acid

    G                                          C
The frozen peas have all gone rancid, so we'll probably need to buy some more peas

F
Beria's got his truncheon

         G
ELECTRIC CORDS FOR OUR LUNCHEON!!

    C
Dishwasher discusses Marx over Cocktails

      F
Burnt Child and Torso who are with

G
Chewy try and force you to

C
Rent us The Sound of Music

C
No, I don't want to

F
Rent us The Sound of Music

G
No, I don't want to

    C
The friends in your playhouse will always love and be around you

           F
They won't leave you at Goodwill or when you're in the tub, try and drown you

          C
You don't have to feel that guy's sticky stuff in your hair

C
Just clap your heels 3 times, and you're away from there

      F
So forget about the humiliation and shame

F
Your innocence is not being snatched from you

G
Because you're here putting tape on your face and trying on silly hats

            C
AT ALFRED'S PLAYHOUSE!!!!!!!!!