Misc Cartoons – Adhd - Childhood Ruined (Guitar)

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Childhood is precious,

          B                    F#
but if we knew the whole truth then,

B                 A#m      D#m
it would make our memories dark,

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so here's your, childhood, ruined.

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The Little Mermaid movie poster featured dicks, not a lie.

        B                     F#
And the original story of the Mermaid ended

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When the Little Mermaid died.

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The Land Before Time was awesome,

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Ducky's voice was a little girl's "quack".

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Her real dad murdered her in cold blood,

       G#m         C#       F#
That's why Ducky's voice did not come back.

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Childhood ruined, childhood ruined, the truth is out there, and the truth is wow.

F#                B                       D#m             C#               F#
Childhood ruined, childhood ruined, if it wasn't ruined before, its ruined now!

F#
"How about writers?"

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The author of Peter Pan kept a book up on the shelf.

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He forged a will to get custody of kids then Peter killed himself.

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The guy who wrote James and the Giant Peach really hated the Jews,

B                    A#m   D#m        G#m C#    F#
And Lewis Carroll of Wonderland was a pedophile too.

    D#m                             B        C#
The writer of the Giving Tree was a poetry machine,

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His children's poems were so pornographic,

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They were first published in Playboy Magazine.

F#                B                 D#m                     C#
Childhood ruined, childhood ruined, sorry to sacrifice your sacred cow.

F#                B                       D#m             C#               F#
Childhood ruined, childhood ruined, if it wasn't ruined before, its ruined now!

D#m
E.T. wasn't always a puppet,

       B                    C#
He was played by a kid born with no legs.

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During Milo and Otis, tons of dogs died,

    B                                     C#
But sometimes you've gotta break a couple eggs.

F#                B                 D#m                     C#
Childhood ruined, childhood ruined, sorry to sacrifice your sacred cow.

F#                B                       D#m             C#               F#
Childhood ruined, childhood ruined, if it wasn't ruined before, its ruined now!

   D#m
So when it comes down to the truth,

    B                      C#
Sometimes you must just surrender,

    D#m                                B                C#
The principal from Ferris Bueller is a registered sex offender...

F#
More child stars overdose,

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Than time in this song will allow,

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And so I have to ask you:

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"Is your childhood ruined now?"