Miranda Lambert – Way Too Pretty For Prison (Guitar)

     C
They don't have rhinestone ball and chains

      Am
Lunch trays don't come with Chardonnay

    F                                   C
The bars there ain't got boys to buy us drinks

     C
We'd stick out like two bottled blondes

  Am
I must admit it don't sound fun

    F                                  C
For fifteen girls to have to share one sink

   G
He cheated, he's a villain

        G    N.C.
And you know I'd help you kill him

          C                  Am
But we're way too pretty for prison

F                           C
Hard time ain't our kind of livin'

    C
And I don't want to talk about

    Am
The way those jumpsuits wash us out

      F                  C
We're way too pretty for prison

C
Antifreeze and Gatorade

Am
Arsenic in his lemonade

      F
Takes just one snip to bleed his brakes

       C     N.C.
But we ain't gonna do it (She ain't gonna do it)

      C
Yeah, we've been watching too much TV

Am
You ain't Thelma, I ain't Louise

    F
But if we ask 'em they'd both agree

          C
We should put him through it (Don't put him through it)

   G
He cheated, he's a villain

         G    N.C.
So let’s hire somebody to kill him

          C                  Am
But we're way too pretty for prison

F                           C
Hard time ain't our kind of livin'

    C
And I don't want to talk about

    Am
The way those jumpsuits wash us out

      F                  C
We're way too pretty for prison

            C
La de da da da (La de da da da)

            Am
La de da da da (La de da da da)

             F                        C
La de da da, la de da da, la de da da da

          G
Well, the state won't pay for lash extensions

   G
No Sun Tan City, not to mention

     G
That lack of waxing situation

    G
Oh, no

          C                  Am
But we're way too pretty for prison

F                           C
Hard time ain't our kind of livin', no

    C
And I don't want to talk about

    Am
The way those jumpsuits wash us out

      F                  C
We're way too pretty for prison

            C
La de da da da (La de da da da)

            Am
La de da da da (La de da da da)

             F                        C
La de da da, la de da da, la de da da da

            C
La de da da da

            Am
La de da da da

             F                        C
La de da da, la de da da, la de da da da