Miranda Lambert – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (Ukulele)

    C         F         G7
e|--0--|   |--3--|   |--0--|
b|--3--|   |--3--|   |--2--|
G|--2--|   |--0--|   |--0--|
D|--0--|   |--0--|   |--2--|
A|--0--|   |--X--|   |--0--|
E|--X--|   |--3--|
(For the D chord, you can do a pull-off/hammer-on on the G string to make it sound 
a little more country)

C
It took me five bars, some thirty license plates

C
I saw her mustang and my eyes filled up with rage

C
I brought my pistol, but I ain't some kind of fool

C
So I walked right in barehanded, she was on his arm while he was playin'  

F
pool

                    C
Just like I used to do

G7                                                                    F
She kissed him while I got a beer, well she didn't think I'd show up here

                   C
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

C
I watched her for a while but I didn't like her walk

C
Came across kinda cheap to me, but hey, how's that my fault

C
She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch

C                                                            F
Somebody tell that girl to step up to the plate I'm gonna pitch

         C
Little bitch...

G7
Those pretty girls can play their game

                                   F 
But their damn well gonna know my name!

                   C
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

C
Well I started throwin' things and I scared folks half to death

C
I got up in his face and smelled whiskey on his breath

C
Didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail

C                                             F
Cause baby to hammer everything looks like a nail

                   C
And I was mad as hell!

G7
Well those pretty girls their all the same

                                   F
But their damn well gonna know my name!

C
I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend!

C
I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend! 

C
I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend!