Miranda Lambert – Alimony (Guitar)

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As recorded by Miranda Lambert (2024 release) [Intro] A [Verse 1]
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Without that '57 Cadillac

         D
And that mini mansion in a cul-de-sac

     E
That 15-gallon Stetson hat

                      A
That you wear all the time

A
And those real expensive rounds of golf

         D
And this diamond you're still payin' off

     E
Just know as soon as you get caught

                       A
They'll all be good as mine
[Chorus]
              D
I called that lawyer up in Dallas

              A
The one who's livin' in that palace

     E
So I know he's good at winnin'

       A
If you think there's somethin' that you're missin'

    D
And you start steppin' out

     A
Only one thing can console me

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If you're gonna leave me in San Antone

                A
Remember the alimony
[Verse 2]
A
If you like livin' at your mama's house

             D
And drinkin' Milwaukee's best on a hand-me-down couch

    E
And you'rе gonna love how this all works out

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'Cause it all works out for me

A
What's minе is mine, and what's yours is mine

   D
So go on, baby, have a real good time

        E
I'll be countin' the dollars, you'll be rollin' the dimes

                   A
Freedom don't come free
[Chorus]
              D
I called that lawyer up in Dallas

              A
The one who's livin' in that palace

     E
So I know he's good at winnin'

       A
If you think there's somethin' that you're missin'

    D
And you start steppin' out

     A
Only one thing can console me

          E
If you're gonna leave me in San Antone

                A D
Remember the alimony
[Piano Solo] D A E A [Bridge]
    D
For richer, not for poorer

         A
Well, consider this your spoiler

       E
If you think you can't afford her

          A
Well, you can't afford me too
[Chorus]
      D
So if you start steppin' out

     A
Only one thing can console me

          E
If you're gonna leave me in San Antone

                      A
Well, remember the alimony
[Outro]
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You ain't gonna have a row to hoe

E
Go on and do your dog and pony show

E
If you're gonna be a dumbass

                                  A
Honey, I hope you remember the alimony