Microwave – Whimper (Guitar)

D#m                              C#7  B7
  I caught you coming home from work

D#m                               C#7
  In your faded little-collared shirt

            B7
And now I’m itching to remove it

D#m                                       C#7 B7
  Ignore the whimpers of your roommate’s dog

D#m                                           C#7
  I’m keeping with it until your shirt comes off

     B7                    F#
And we’ll be those crude humans

F#             G#m
With all those bruises

                D#m
And half of our clothes still on

           C#
To keep us uncomfortable

          F#
And we’ll sleep

                    G#m
When we’re tired of moving

                 D#m
Our arms and our legs entwined

                C#
Pretending that you are all mine

D#m                         C#7     B7
  You caught me at a record low and got under my weak skin

D#m                        C#7
  I wonder if he really knows

      B7                          D#m
The kind of shit you get to screaming

                        C#7  B7
I wonder if he’s really clean

D#m                           C#7   B7                 F#
  I wonder what he’d think of me if he knew what we’re doing

F#             G#m
With all those bruises

                D#m
And half of our clothes still on

           C#
To keep us uncomfortable

             F#
Could see us sleep

                    G#m
When we’re tired of moving

                 D#m
Our arms and our legs entwined

                C#
Pretending that you are all mine

C#             F#
Cause, I’m not yours

           G#m
No, that’s not right

           D#m                           C#
I’m just a novelty you’re toying with to complicate your life

              F#
We’re not even friends

                   G#m
I’m just the means to an end

                D#m                       C#
Still, I’d give all my self-respect up to be with you again

F#    G#m
Oooooooooo

D#m   C#
Oooooooooo

F#    G#m
Oooooooooo

D#m   C#
Oooooooooo

[riff into chord progression]
e|---------------------|
B|---------------------|
G|--/3-\1--------------|
D|---------4--1--------|
A|---------------4-----|
E|---------------------|