Microwave – Trash Stains (Guitar)

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I should have mowed more lawns last summer 

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before October showed up. 

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We spent too many sleepless nights scouting the 

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dumpster at Dunkin Donuts. 

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In the cosmos fitness parking lot we found a 

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permanent fix for a lost cause and I 

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spent the whole night wishing it would end, 

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so it would stop and we could start it again. 

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I spent all my money so 

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I've been sleeping in your car and 

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I hate your car, but I'll sleep there anyways. 

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Quik Mart raised the prices on 

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all my favorite vices and my 

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van broke down now I've got nowhere to stay. 

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You tell me if I really loved you, then 

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I would buy you a ring. 

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But all I've got is the black gel bracelets my 

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goth friends gave to me. 

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I wove 'em in a 69 so at least you'd know 

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I'm clever and sexual. I guess 

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love makes us do funny things. 

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and I think you like that secretly. 

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I spent all my money so 

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I've been sleeping on your floor and 

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I hate your floor, but I'll sleep there anyways. 

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Quik Mart raised the prices on 

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all my favorite vices and my 

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van broke down now I've got nowhere to stay. 

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I know I said I'd never stop believing in myself, 

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but honestly I've said a lot of shit. 

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So while my soul is slowly running out of forgiveness, 

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I'll find a way to hide or just forget. 

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I spent all my money so 

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I've been sleeping on your couch and 

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I hate your couch, but I'll sleep there anyways. 

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Quik Mart raised the prices on 

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all my favorite vices and my 

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van broke down now I've got nowhere to stay. 

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I spent all my money so 

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I've been sleeping in your bed and 

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I hate your bed, but I love sleeping next to you.  

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Quik Mart raised the prices on 

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all my favorite vices and my 

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van broke down now and I don't know what I'm 

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gonna do. But, I know it's gonna be with you.