Microwave – Neighbors (Guitar)

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Song: Neighbors Artist: Microwave Album: Much Love [Verse 1]
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I forgot my stupid wallet in my car

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And we have walked like seven miles away

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From where we parked the car cause we wanted food, but we were too 

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High to drive, it was a lot farther than I realized
[Chorus]
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I am just a crooked joke 

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with a stale punchline that some old friends quote

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The neighbor that you try to ignore

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But you wave to so you won’t look like an asshole
Db Fm Gb Ab So, I wrote you a new song and it goes like this: Db Fm Gb Ab [Verse 2]
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I cannot walk all the way back to where we parked

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I will not walk all the way back to where we parked

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I cannot walk all the way back to where we parked

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I will not walk all the way back to where we parked
[Chorus 2]
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So, I’ll be on the centrefold 

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As the poster child of all the biggest tools 

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With a caption about being broke 

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And disappointing everyone I know
[Bridge]
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        ‘Cause I’m too resigned

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All my friends think I’m a douche now, and they’re probably right

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         But, “This is the life,” 

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Tito says inside your pool with his arms stretched out across the side
[Chorus 3]
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I am just a crooked joke 

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with a stale punchline that some old friends quote

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The neighbor that you try to ignore

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But you have to wave 'cause I'm waving from my porch