Microwave – Lighterless (Guitar)

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If I can get this hanger through the window of my car,

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I’ll never leave my house again for anything I swear.

C              E
Pacing in the driveway,

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I’m the nemesis of fun with soggy hot dog buns from spilling warm beer in my trunk.

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Throwing down my jacket as I walk inside,

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I send a cloudy CD case flying off the side

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of a dresser from Ikea that I can’t get right.

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(God, I swear it’s missing pieces I could choke someone)

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“I guess you can come over if you’re really dry,

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but I’m not really trying to go out tonight.”

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I’ve had a really shitty day,

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I’d rather take some time to just pound zinfandel by myself and unwind.

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“Remind me of the last time that we hung out, was it sick?”

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(I don’t remember anything, not a glimpse of it)

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And I would rather re-up than hear about your kids,

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but I hope that y’all are doing just as great as I expect you’re doing.

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‘P’ got me some gifts because she’s super tight.

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I’m lighterless relying on the stove for a light,

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but I don’t really care these are my favorite nights

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(when I can sit on my ass and respond to no one).

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“I guess you can come over if you’re really dry,

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but I’m not really trying to go out tonight.”

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No, with my clammy fingers grabbing every crumb

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that I find I could sit around here for the rest of my life.

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If I can get this hanger through the window of my car,

     F              E                Am               G
I’ll never leave my house again for anything I swear.

C              E
Pacing in the driveway,

            Am       E       F             E                  Am               G
I’m the nemesis of fun with soggy hot dog buns from spilling warm beer in my trunk.