Melanie Martinez – Mrs Potato Head (Ukulele)

              C#m
If you weren't born with it

                     B
You can buy a couple ornaments

                         A
Just be sure to read the warning, kids

                            E
Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it

C#m                                B
Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual

                            A
You can always call up a professional

                              E
They stick pins in you like a vegetable

C#m
Kids forever, kids forever

B
Baby soft skin turns into leather

A
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic

C#m
  Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, 

B
  is it true that pain is beauty?

A  
  Does a new face come with a warranty?

E  
  Will a pretty face make it better?

C#m
  Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me

B
  How did you afford her surgery?

A
  Do you swear you'll stay forever

E
Even if her face don't stay together

C#m    B    
       Even if her face don't stay together

                          C#m
If you want a little more confidence

                                         B
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's common sense

                             A
All you need's a couple more condiments

                                        E
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments

     C#m
It's such a waste

                                  B
When little girls grow into their mothers face

                                     A
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste

                                    E
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate

C#m
Kids forever, kids forever

B
Baby soft skin turns into leather

A
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic

C#m
  Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, 

B
  is it true that pain is beauty?

A  
  Does a new face come with a warranty?

E  
  Will a pretty face make it better?

C#m
  Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me

B
  How did you afford her surgery?

A
  Do you swear you'll stay forever

E
Even if her face don't stay together

C#m
Stay forever, stay forever

B
Even if her face don't stay together

A
Stay forever, stay forever

E
Even if her face don't stay together

C#m *
  Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, 

B *
  is it true that pain is beauty?

A * 
  Does a new face come with a warranty?

E *
  Will a pretty face make it better?

C#m *
  Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me

B *
  How did you afford her surgery?

A *
  Do you swear you'll stay forever

C#m
Stay forever, stay forever

B
Even if her face don't stay together

A
Stay forever, stay forever

E
Even if her face don't stay together