Matt Nathanson – Laid (Ukulele)

C                                   G   
This bed is on fire with passionate love

              C                          G   
The neighbors complain about the noises above

              C                   G 
But she only comes when she's on top

C                                    G
My therapist said not to see you no more

                         C                 G
She said you're like a disease without any cure

                         C                   G
She said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore, oh no

F                       G        
Ah you think you're so pretty 

C          G   C           G  (you get the idea)
(eeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

C                           G
Caught your hand inside the till

                            C
Slammed your fingers in the door

                          G
Fought with kitchen knives and skewers

C                       G    
Dressed me up in womens clothes

                         C
Messed around with gender roles

F                         G
Line my eyes and call me pretty 

C          G   C           G 
(eeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

C                                        G
Moved out of the house so you moved next door

               C                         G
I locked you out you cut a hole in the wall

                     C                              G
I found you sleeping next to me I thought I was alone

                  F                         G
You're driving me crazy when are you coming home