Matt Maltese – You Deserve An Oscar Quiet (Guitar)

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[Intro] F Bdim/F Bb/F Gm C/G F Bdim/F Bb/F Gm C/G [Verse 1]
F
Clap your hands and catch a fly

Bdim/F
Bite an apple, shut your eyes

Bb/F                       Gm C/G
Moisturize, your skin is dry

F
Ghosts are ringing off the bell

Bdim/F
Tell your friends you're doing well

Bb/F
Call a doctor 'bout your health
Gm C/G [Chorus]
F                 Bb/F
And I think you deserve an Oscar

F      Bb/F              F
For pretending nothing's wrong

      A                     Bb
Every day there's something else

    Bbm
But you carry yourself

F           Bb/F
Like the greatest actor

F       Bb/F              F
Acting like the world is not

         A               Bb
Breaking up before your eyes

Bbm           F
You deserve a prize

Bdim/F
Ooh
Bb/F Gm C/G [Verse 2]
F
Take a supplement for sun

Bdim/F
Try and sleep with everyone

Bb/F                       Gm C/G
Know you're doing nothing wrong

F
Kiss the season on the mouth

Bdim/F
Go for walks and hug a clown

Bb/F                      Gm C/G
All the funny ones are so down
[Chorus]
      F            Bb/F
And I think you deserve an Oscar

F       Bb/F             F
For pretending nothing's wrong

      A                     Bb
Every day there's something else

    Bbm           F
But you carry yourself

          Bb/F
Like the greatest actor

F       Bb/F             F
Acting like the world is not

          A             Bb
Breaking up before your eyes

Bbm           Dm/A
You deserve a prize
[Bridge]
        F+/A          F/A
Watch a war under the sheets

       Bdim           Bb
Get a coffee down the street

        F/A           Bdim
Plastic bags in harmony

     Gm/Bb        Dm/A
Everybody's incomplete

              F+/A            F/A
And who's the best at saving face?

          Bdim             Bb
Who's the toughest in the race?

           F/A                 Bdim
Forget the Pope, you have the grace

           Gm/Bb
You're my nomination
[Chorus]
F         Bb/F
And you deserve an Oscar

F       Bb/F             F
For pretending nothing's wrong

      A                  Bb
Every day, it bursts the seams

    Bbm              F
But you put on your jeans

         Bb/F           F
Like the greatest actor

       Bb/F               F
Acting like the world is not

         A             Bb
Breaking up and slowly dying

Bbm
You deserve a prize
[Outro] F Bdim/F Bb/F Gm C/G F Bdim/F Bb/F Gm C/G F