Matt Maltese – You Deserve An Oscar (Guitar)

B                              C#7
Clap your hands and catch a fly

                             E
Bite an apple, shut your eyes

                            C#7  B
Moisturize, your skin is dry

                              C#7
Ghosts are ringing off the bell

                                  E
Tell your friends you're doing well

                              C#7
Call a doctor about your health

         B        Abm          B
And I think you deserve an Oscar

       Abm                 B
For pretending nothing's wrong

       Eb7                   Abm
Every day there's something else

     E             B
But you carry yourself

          Abm          B
Like the greatest actor

       Abm                B
Acting like the world is not

          Eb7            Abm
Breaking up before your eyes

E             B
You deserve a prize

C#7      E      C#7      B
      Ooh

                        C#7
Take a supplement for sun

                         E
Try and sleep with everyone

                           C#7   B
No you're doing nothing wrong

                         C#7
Kiss a season on the mouth

                         E
Take a walk and hug a clown

                         C#7
All the funny ones are down

            B        Abm          B
And I think you deserve an Oscar

       Abm                 B
For pretending nothing's wrong

       Eb7                   Abm
Every day there's something else

     E             B
But you carry yourself

          Abm          B
Like the greatest actor

       Abm                B
Acting like the world is not

          Eb7            Abm
Breaking up before your eyes

E             Abm
You deserve a prize

        Gaug             B
Watch a war under the sheets

       C#7              E
Get a coffee down the street

         B            E
Plastic bags in harmony

      C#7           B
Everybody's incomplete

              D#m             B7
And who's the best at saving face?

             G#7            E
Who's the toughest in the race?

           D#m                C#7
Forget the pope you have for grace

                    B
You're my nomination

       Abm          B
You deserve an Oscar

       Abm                 B
For pretending nothing's wrong

       Eb7                 Abm
Every day you face the scenes

     E           B
But you put on your jeans

          Abm          B
Like the greatest actor

       Abm                B
Acting like the world is not

          Eb7            Abm
Breaking up and slowly dying

E             B
You deserve a prize